Quotes by Smartass I like smartasses, because I can be smartass back and rashy. Blake Butler smartass because-i-can i-can I'm a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been. David Letterman smartass has-beens It gets tiring being a smartass. Elaine Stritch smartass tire Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep. Jim Butcher smartass sometimes