Quotes by Stupid Calvin: Somewhere in Communist Russia, I'll bet there's a little boy who has never known anything but censorship and oppression. But maybe he's heard of America, and he dreams of living in this land of freedom and opportunity! Someday, I'd like to meet that little boy... and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin's Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans. Bill Watterson dad stupid dream I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Bill Watterson useless dumb stupid You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel," but comic books are still incredibly stupid. Bill Watterson superhero stupid book The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest! Bill Watterson stupid self secret Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaa", then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it's just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life! Bill Watterson real stupid running Punk is always something that's going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point. Billie Joe Armstrong stupid would-be trying I think the little bush is a bit stupid and more or less the puppet of his old man. Billie Joe Armstrong stupid men thinking If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because you're so fed up with being asked all those stupid questions. Billie Joe Armstrong band hate stupid Reality shows are usually created by people doing and saying stupid things. Billy Bob Thornton stupid reality people You can get famous for doing something stupid and empty, but you do something stupid and empty and you're already famous, you lose your career. Billy Bob Thornton empty careers stupid If you're going to do an interview about a movie or anything like that, you're vulnerable. You say stupid things. Or if you're applying for a green card you feel very vulnerable and you're likely to spout out something stupid in the middle of it all. Billy Connolly vulnerable stupid I know how stupid people can be. I've played in front of 5,000 people that bought a ticket to my concert, and some guy who's bought a ticket decides he's going to throw a bottle at my head. That's a simple act of stupidity. That's not even defiance. Billy Corgan simple stupid people The biggest misconception people have about me is that I'm stupid. Billy Idol stupid idols people Film’s thought of as a director’s medium because the director creates the end product that appears on the screen. It’s that stupid auteur theory again, that the director is the author of the film. But what does the director shoot-the telephone book? Writers became much more important when sound came in, but they’ve had to put up a valiant fight to get the credit they deserve. Billy Wilder fighting stupid book That's my life. But I don't glorify violence, and I hate jail. The rap game saved me, man: I've got three children, and I wouldn't even think of putting my hand in somebody's pocket or doing something stupid now. Black Rob hate stupid children Photogenic is a stupid, nonsensical word, but it is also a great mystery. Blaise Cendrars nonsensical mystery stupid Justice and truth are two such subtle points, that our tools are too blunt to touch them accurately. Blaise Pascal tools stupid justice Teams want me to do something stupid. You want to get to the point where nothing affects you, where you control them. Blake Griffin team basketball stupid I see young people being dismissed for supposedly wanting only "stupid" and "easy" material, or that they don't have an attention span longer than three minutes. I disagree with all those statements; I just think they aren't true. I'm saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don't know if I'm doing that, but I'm trying. Bo Burnham thoughtful stupid thinking I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face. Bo Burnham stupid faces «1819202122232425262728»
