Quotes by category:Stupid

No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there and go, "I never want to make a mistake."

stupid mistake thinking

If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical poison, there are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.

friday stupid monday

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

government stupid america

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

clueless stupid people

Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some... by Bill Keller

Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid.

smart stupid people

Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies ri... by Bill Madlock

Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there.

stupid men funny

Republicans stand by their convictions. Stupid, ignorant, world-destroying convictions based on disproven economic fantasies and ancient books full of primitive morality and magic people. But convictions, nonetheless.

stupid book people

Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't... by Bill Maher

Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.

stupid country america

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don't call him stupid because they don't agree with you politically.

stupid love-you believe

I think religion is a neurological disorder. by Bill Maher

I think religion is a neurological disorder.

racist stupid thinking

France... What can you say about a country that was too stupid to get on board with our wonderfully-conceived and brilliantly-executed war in Iraq?

stupid war country

Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid.

college stupid kings

I kid the Republicans, with love. I feel bad for them. They got nobody for next time. Who are they gonna run? Sarah Palin, reading off her hand. Did you see that? You saw this? She wrote "tax cuts" on her hand. A Republican so stupid she has to be reminded of the one thing - Tax cuts! This is like if you saw the coyote's paw and it said "Road Runner".

reading stupid running

I just don't see why anybody would vote Republican in the Army. If you want to support the troops, if I was a troop, I would say, 'You know how to support me? Don't send me to stupid wars.'

army stupid war

A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that... by Bill Maher

A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.

realizing stupid people

It takes the youth, really; they're the ones that should have the energy, it shouldn't be the old geezers, but the signs are very worrying. Half of them, apparently, don't believe in global warming. They think it's a hoax, which is more of that stupid, stick-their-head-in-the-sand attitude. Where is the outrage at the generations that have preceded them spending all the money? But the cynicism is so deep and so ingrained; I guess no one feels they can do anything.

stupid attitude believe

The politicians are no prizes, but the people are even worse, they're so ill-informed. I never understand the pushback when I say people are stupid.

politician stupid people

I'll call somebody 'dumb' or 'stupid' if they make a dumb or stupid play. I don't know any other word for it, and if they don't like the word, that's too bad.

nfl stupid play

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word an... by Bill Peterson

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

stupid men thinking

I mean, when you think about it, it's 'bombs bursting in air,' 'rocket's red glare,' it's all kinds of - you know a lot of national anthems are that way, too - all kinds of military jargon, and the land - there's only one phrase 'the land of the free,' which is kind of nice, and 'the home of the brave?' I don't know....Are we the only ones who are brave on the planet? I mean, all the brave people live here I mean, it's just stupid, I think. I'm embarrassed, I'm embarrassed every time I hear it.

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