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It's rural America. It's where I came from. We always refer to ourselves as real America. Rural America, real America, real, real, America.

Dan Quayle
stupidity real america
I felt like I was in charge. by Dan Quayle

I felt like I was in charge.

Dan Quayle
fool felt stupidity
My grandfather... saw where inherited wealth ruined people. And m... by Dan Quayle

My grandfather... saw where inherited wealth ruined people. And my grandfather was right.

Dan Quayle
stupidity grandfather people
Office of the Vice President... The Council on Competativeness. by Dan Quayle

Office of the Vice President... The Council on Competativeness.

Dan Quayle
stupidity office president
What you guys want, I'm for. by Dan Quayle

What you guys want, I'm for.

Dan Quayle
stupidity guy want
I'm the Vice-President. They know it, and they know that I know i... by Dan Quayle

I'm the Vice-President. They know it, and they know that I know it.

Dan Quayle
stupidity vices president
Stupidity has a price and it always gets paid. by Dan Simmons

Stupidity has a price and it always gets paid.

Dan Simmons
paid stupidity

Over a third of the Newenhan population was under eighteen,which didn't make his job any easier, the hormonally challenged being terminally and all too often fatally prone to acts of stupidity.

Dana Stabenow
population stupidity jobs

I have never played the lottery in my life and never will. Voltaire described lotteries as a tax on stupidity. More specifically, I think, on innumeracy.

Daniel Tammet
taxes stupidity thinking
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. by Dave Barry

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Dave Barry
stupidity god writing
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nos... by Dave Barry

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Dave Barry
ice stupidity god

Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.

Dave Barry
leeches stupidity god

Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.

Dave Barry
stupidity god views

Sign at a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished?

Dave Barry
stupidity light god
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. by Dave Barry

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

Dave Barry
stupidity god people
Too many rocks in the mountains. by Dave Barry

Too many rocks in the mountains.

Dave Barry
rocks stupidity god
Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this... by Dave Barry

Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

Dave Barry
stupidity god water
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Auto... by Dave Barry

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Dave Barry
appreciate stupidity god
And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety... by Dave Barry

And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

Dave Barry
size stupidity god
Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques. by Dave Barry

Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.

Dave Barry
stupidity god country
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