Quotes by Stupidity Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," she told him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies. Dave Barry stupidity god years I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold? Dave Barry vacation stupidity god A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call. Dave Barry bags stupidity god Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules. Dave Barry stupidity gold god Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill. Dave Barry stupidity god needs Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse. Dave Barry horse stupidity god Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness. Dave Barry stupidity god numbers We're all entitled to a little stupidity now and then. David Eddings now-and-then stupidity littles There is no such thing as an evil genius, as evil in it's self is stupidity. David Farland stupidity self evil Some people have a gift for stupidity, an almost mystic ability to withstand any form of logic. David Gemmell logic stupidity people When men are most sure and arrogant they are commonly most mistaken. David Hume arrogance stupidity men To philosopher and historian the madness and imbecile wickedness of mankind ought to appear ordinary events. David Hume stupidity events ordinary Profits are not made by differential cleverness, but by differential stupidity. David Ricardo profit stupidity made But the stupidity which is common to all such "explanations" is, of course, simply that of proceeding as though the merits of a theory - such things as truth, or probability, or explanatory power - could not possibly be among the reasons for its currency. David Stove merit libertarian stupidity Among the many things that profoundly impress me about the Dalai Lama, quite high up on the list is his ability to say "I don't know". I've often wished that other people in prominent positions wouldn't feel the compulsion to have an answer for everything and would feel equally free to say "I don't know." It's a sign of wisdom to know that you don't know and a sign of stupidity to think that you know everything. I admire it enormously in him, and wonder why so few people in leading positions reach that stage. David Steindl-Rast stupidity people thinking I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot. David Sedaris loud stupidity bed When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat. Dennis Miller four stupidity god How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching. Dennis Miller stupidity god two An all encompassing uncertainty on the part of any person is either a sign of utter stupidity or extreme intelligence. Only the not so dumb, or the not so smart, are ever certain about anything. Derek R. Audette smart stupidity life I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped. Dennis Miller stupidity energy god «4567891011121314»
