Quotes by Taffy It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy. Chauncey Depew taffy alive nice Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail. Daniel Handler taffy junk feet Sometimes you tell the truth like you're pulling taffy. Lisa Loeb taffy expression sometimes Taffy. He thinks about taffy. He thinks it would take his teeth out now, but he would eat it anyhow, if it meant eating it with her. Mitch Albom taffy teeth thinking There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious. Stephen Colbert taffy stretching delicious