Quotes by Tasers Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet Darynda Jones tasersfeetpeople I am the neurological opposite of a psychopath, in that I feel anxious almost all the time. It must be great to not constantly feel like you’ve got someone living inside your face, shooting you with a mini Taser. Jon Ronson tasersshootingopposites It's a hard thing to hold a civil conversation after recalling that one party has used a Taser on the other, so both of them finished the walk in silence. Maggie Stiefvater taserspartysilence I'm a professional at what I do. As a police officer you're a professional at what you're supposed to do. You should know your equipment well. You should know the difference between a taser and a handgun. Michael B. Jordan taserspolicedifferences I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every show for the rest of my life, or admit that a taser can damage the Thom Yorke Thom Yorke tasersdamagedancing
