Quotes by Technology Television won't last because people will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night. Darryl F. Zanuck tiredtechnologynight Most people are really stunned to find out that the technology has been around for more than 100 years, and that the diesel engine was in fact invented to run on vegetable oil. Daryl Hannah technologyvegetablesrunning Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. Dave Barry technologyanswersmen Technology is constantly improving our lives. Look at the cellular telephone. Just ten years ago, virtually nobody was able to get into a car crash caused by trying to steer and dial at the same time; today, people do this all the time. Dave Barry technologypeopleyears The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. Dave Barry communicationtechnologywaiting Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by 'they', I mean 'computers'. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.) Dave Barry technologydoubtmean I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. Dave Barry technologypurposeuse Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is. Dave Barry computertechnologypeople To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life. Dave Barry technologylooksneeds Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes. Dave Barry informationtechnologymemories Now, once again, we find ourselves facing rising gas prices, and the question is: This time, are we going to learn from the past? Are we finally going to get serious about energy conservation? Of course not! We have the brains of mealworms! So we need to get more oil somehow. As far as I can figure, there's only one practical way to do this. That's right: We need to clone more dinosaurs. We have the technology, as was shown in two blockbuster scientific movies, Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park Returns with Exactly the Same Plot. Once we have the dinosaurs, all we need is an asteroid. Dave Barry technologytwopast I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn. Dave Barry technologywittypromise Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth. Dave Barry teethtechnologyscience The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn." Dave Barry technologyfunnypeople One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet Dave Barry one-daytechnologyhair What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with GO BACK TO WORK. Dave Barry technologyfunnyneeds Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever.' To me, this is like saying that asparagus is 'the most articulate vegetable ever.' Dave Barry microsofttechnologyvegetables You can always improve on something, the technology is different today, but I would leave it well alone. If there was something that was incomplete, that might be interesting... because I do that on my website. Dave Davies technologyleave-me-aloneinteresting I am here on behalf of all the patients that I have ever met, all the ones I haven't met. This is about letting patients play a more active role ... in fixing health care. Dave deBronkart caretechnologyplay I'm known for being very enthusiastic about using technology. A lot of the attraction is the way that it streamlines the process and takes a lot of the drudgery out of it. Dave Gibbons technologyprocessway«4445464748495051525354»
