Quotes by Telephones Science must not impose any philosophy, any more than the telephone must tell us what to say. Gilbert K. Chesterton telephones philosophy The problem is, I think, that so many of us pray as if we are ordering groceries. We pick up the telephone and say, 'Is this the right place to place my order?' and we proceed right to dictating our order. When we have then ended that list, we hang up. Gordon B. Hinckley telephones order thinking The word morality, if we met it in the Bible, would surprise us as much as the word telephone or motor car. George Bernard Shaw telephones morality car Two of the cruelest, most primitive punishments our town deals out to those who have fallen from favor are the empty mailbox and the silent telephone. Hedda Hopper telephones punishment two I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. Henny Youngman telephones saws bills You can't pick up the telephone and say, 'Connect me with someone else who has a kid with leukemia.' Howard Rheingold leukemia telephones kids Things are no longer what they seem to be. My telephones are haunted, and animals whisper at me from unseen places. Hunter S. Thompson telephones unseen animal All alone by the telephone. Irving Berlin telephones all-alone solitude The Telephone will democratize hierarchic relations. Ithiel de Sola Pool telephones relation Well, first of all, I was asked by Ross Perot on a telephone call in March of 1992 if, since he had committed on the Larry King Show to becoming a candidate for president, to get on all 50 ballots James Stockdale telephones president kings And it's okay if you have to go away. Oh, just remember the telephone works both ways ((You and I Both)) Jason Mraz telephones going-away remember I believe in imagination. I was a worker when I was 17. Between 17 and 21, I was a worker in the telephone company and imagination saved my life. Jean-Pierre Jeunet telephones imagination believe Two Americans have been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics. They are the first to figure out all the charges on their telephone bill. Jay Leno telephones bills two You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool. Jeff Foxworthy redneck telephones coffee I have to say that I've reached the state of my career where I quite like not to work. Strange enough, I'm busier than ever. I'm not spending every waking hour beside a telephone waiting for it to ring. Jeremy Irons telephones careers waiting To criticize Facebook is to criticize the telephone. Jesse Eisenberg telephones criticize I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone. Joan Rivers gynecologists telephones sex Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. Joan Rivers chins telephones chinese I can't remember my telephone number, but I know it was in the high numbers. John Maynard Keynes telephones numbers remember I experimented a bunch with Ernie Ball in getting the strings to not flop around too much, but at the same time not to be too thick to where you're playing telephone cables. John Petrucci telephones balls too-much «123456»