Quotes by Redneck Before, I was terrified on stage. I only play guitar during the acoustic songs. After a while, you can elicit certain responses from the crowd, like Elvis. Andy Gibb redneck guitar song Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks. Andy Kindler crackers redneck guy Elvis' disappearing body is like a flashing event horizon at the edge of the black hole that is America today. Arthur Kroker redneck black america We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in the fancy kind! Trust me; whatever you do you do not want to come to my neighborhood! Atticus Shaffer redneck want country If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past. Ben Folds redneck might past Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority. Bill Hicks redneck cancer heart Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em in a litter bag. A redneck's one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws 'em out the window. Billy Carter redneck beer boys I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose. Billy Carter redneck monsters thinking I'm just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I'd be seeing Elvis soon. Bob Dylan redneck feel-better feelings Everything they say about Elvis today is true. He was just one great guy. He wasn't jealous of anyone. I would say Elvis was really someone special when you add it all up. Bobby Vinton redneck jealous guy I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances that a bunch of rednecks will blow each other's heads off. Bobcat Goldthwait redneck gun blow I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis. Boris Johnson redneck becoming chance I was nuts about Elvis, like every girl in America. Brenda Lee redneck girl nuts I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba, you really don't care. Bubba Watson redneck dont-care care Without Elvis none of us could have made it. Buddy Holly redneck music made There's this false notion that this is a regional phenomenon, when in fact every state in the union has hardcore rednecks. No exceptions. Carl Hiaasen redneck unions facts I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I find it amazing that so many TV viewers are enchanted by beards, bad dentistry and moonshine accents. Carl Hiaasen redneck ducks white What this world needs is a few more Rednecks. Charlie Daniels redneck world needs Im not a redneck, Im from Texas. Chris Kyle redneck texas 'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is another word for the same group but who are in the lower social strata, so it's inexplicably tied up with social standing and culture and history in a way that the other hyphenations just are not. Christopher Hitchens redneck class facts 1234567891011»