Quotes by Thief When I was a lad in my 20s, as carefree and debonair as any other underpaid newspaperman, I happened to be a golfer who could flirt with par fairly often, and I was adventurous enough in those days to play any known or unknown thief who showed up at Goat Hills for whatever amount he fancied. Dan Jenkins thief whatever enough play I am what I am, but I'm not a thief. And I'm not scandalous. Jerry Heller thief am i-am i-am-what-i-am I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet. Johan Cruyff thief own my-own want Big Thief is destined for greatness. Domino Kirke thief big destined greatness Nobody has a right to call me or the prime minister a thief and a liar. Nirmala Sitharaman liar thief nobody me Ten comics can say the same joke, and I'm the one who gets called a thief. Carlos Mencia thief joke say who They are shooting The Thief Lord in Venice at the moment. Cornelia Funke thief moment shooting lord