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Unhappiness doesn't grow on the chest like leprosy. Poverty won't fall off the roof like a loose tile, no; poverty and unhappiness are man's doing.

Bertolt Brecht
tiles men fall
You can't climb a tile wall. by Bill Engvall

You can't climb a tile wall.

Bill Engvall
tiles climbs wall
If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with M... by Demetri Martin

If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.

Demetri Martin
tiles bathroom artist

Your wallet will be stolen, you'll get fat, slip on the bathroom tiles of a foreign hotel and crack your hip.

Ellen Bass
tiles cracks hips

Fine, dandy, she thought. Then lose the shirt, peel off those leather pants, and lie down on my tile. We'll take turns being on the bottom.

J.R. Ward
tiles leather-pants lying

Noticing when the stoplights are in sync, or calculating the length of your strides between floor tiles - normal people notice that kind of stuff, but a certain kind of person will do some calculations.

Myles Munroe
tiles stuff people
Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every... by Ogden Nash

Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.

Ogden Nash
tiles scratches men

I think the comic that's gotten me the most feedback is actually the one about the stoplights. Noticing when the stoplights are in sync, or calculating the length of your strides between floor tiles - normal people notice that kind of stuff, but a certain kind of person will do some calculations.

Randall Munroe
tiles people thinking

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.

Sandra Bullock
tiles toilets rings

Rent-a-tile' means when you go to a dance hall, some people take the middle of the dance floor and do their thing.

Sean Paul
tiles mean people

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

Tom Upton
tiles neighbor mind
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