Quotes by Trout I shall now confess to you that none of those three trout had to be beheaded, or folded double, to fit their casket. What was big was not the trout, but the chance. What was full was not my creel, but my memory. Aldo Leopold trout water memories If you want to catch trout, don't fish in a herring barrel. Ann Landers trout women want Circumstantial evidence is occasionally very convincing, as when you find a trout in the milk, to quote Thoreau's example. Arthur Conan Doyle trout milk example Mike Trout is unbelievable. He's one of the best players in baseball right now, if not the best. Bryce Harper trout player baseball My heart spasmed among the peonies like a trout. E. Lockhart trout my-heart heart Glory be to God for dappled things. Gerard Manley Hopkins moles trout glory The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope. John Buchan fisherman trout fishing They say you forget your troubles on a trout stream, but that's not quite it. What happens is that you begin to see where your troubles fit into the grand scheme of things, and suddenly they're just not such a big deal anymore. John Gierach trout forget-you fishing The solution to any problem -work, love, money, whatever -is to go fishing, and the worse the problem, the longer the trip should be. John Gierach trout problem fishing If we carry purism to it's logical conclusion, to do it right {fishing} you'd have to live naked in a cave, hit your trout on the head with rocks, and eat them raw. But, so as not to violate another essential element of the fly-fishing tradition, the rocks would have to be quarried in England and cost $300 each. John Gierach trout rocks fishing Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip. John Gierach trout fishing long Enjoy thy stream, O harmless fish; And when an angler for his dish, Through gluttony's vile sin, Attempts, the wretch, to pull thee out, God give thee strength, O gentle trout, To pull the rascal in! John Wolcot trout sin giving I go fishing not to find myself but to lose myself. Joseph Monninger trout loses fishing When a trout rises to a fly, it does not swim as much as tilt its fins and jet skyward. Joseph Monninger trout swim doe I felt like Eartha Kitt. I'm serving fish, honey, and this ain't trout. Jujubee trout fishes honey Kilgore Trout once wrote a short story which was a dialogue between two pieces of yeast. They were discussing the possible purposes of life as they ate sugar and suffocated in their own excrement. Because of their limited intelligence, they never came close to guessing that they were making champagne. Kurt Vonnegut trout purpose two I can't tell if you're serious or not,' said the driver. I won't know myself until I find out if life is serious or not,' said Trout. 'It's dangerous, I know, and it can hurt a lot. That doesn't necessarily mean it's serious, too. Kurt Vonnegut trout hurt mean It shook up Trout to realize that even he could bring evil into the world — in the form of bad ideas. Kurt Vonnegut trout evil ideas Trout was petrified there on Forty-second Street. It had given him a life not worth living, but I had also given him an iron will to live. This was a common combination on the planet Earth. Kurt Vonnegut iron-will trout earth Here was what Kilgore Trout cried out to me in my father's voice: "Make me young, make me young, make me young! Kurt Vonnegut trout voice father 12»
