Quotes by Turds Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box. Bill Maher turds chocolate life-is I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in? Bill Maher turds pool religious [On journalists:] They are as disruptive a menace to the public body: as grating turds in the intestines are to the private body. Caitlin Thomas turds journalism body When a writer is swayed with his fame and his fortune, you can float him down the river with the turds. Charles Bukowski turds fame rivers The worst thing for a writer is to know another writer, and worse than that, to know a number of other writers. Like flies on the same turd. Charles Bukowski turds worst numbers When you mix raisins and turds, you've still got turds. Charlie Munger turds raisins stills I'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl. Christopher Titus turds succeed loser You're like a turd that won't flush. Dennis Hopper turds Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. Harry S. Truman turds atheism hot If you don't have a mobile strategy, you're in deep turd. Jen-Hsun Huang turds mobile strategy If it's not working, you can't polish a turd. Lee Unkrich turds polish ifs Nobody makes a turd like that and lives. Mike Rowe turds Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds. P. C. Cast turds squirrels that's as nutty as squirrel turds P. C. Cast turds nutty squirrels I live in a 9 million dollar turd. Ozzy Osbourne million-dollars turds dollars You can't polish a turd. Stephen King turds polish Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. Trey Parker turds realizing comedy