Quotes by Turnips There's no getting blood out of a turnip. Frederick Marryat turnips vegetables blood If you'd take your head home and boil it for a turnip it might be useful. I can't say. But it might. Gilbert K. Chesterton turnips home might You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Jonathan Swift turnips purses ears In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has Mark Twain turnips young sex To him who is stinted of food a boiled turnip will relish like a roast fowl. Saadi turnips hunger fowl These Atlantikoinonia. They’re human? (Acheron) What else would they be? Turnips? (Tory) Sherrilyn Kenyon turnips humans The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip. Terry Pratchett turnips not-sure sane