Quotes by Weekend I'm not the healthiest eater, but I try to watch what I eat during the week. I kind of splurge on the weekends and eat french fries and pizza. Jessica Szohr weekendtryingwatches I used to have to do readings in church, and it was terrifying. I would never have my glasses. The words are printed so small even Superman would be nervous. And you’re reading from the Bible. It’s not like you can just make something up and improvise. “A reading from the letter of Saint Paul to the Corinthians. Uhhh. Dear Corinthians, … How was your weekend? Sure is hot here. Uh, tell Jesus ‘Hey.’ This is the word of the Lord. Jim Gaffigan weekendreadingjesus If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell. Jimmy Swaggart weekendscarypeople Over the weekend it came out that the U.S. has been listening in on German Chancellor Angela Merkel's cellphone since 2002. At this point, I feel like the only world leader our government DOESN'T listen to is President Obama. Jimmy Fallon weekendgovernmentleader This weekend the Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC, featured several speakers including Sarah Palin and Phil Robertson from 'Duck Dynasty.' It was a good weekend for conservatives - and a great weekend for wild animals. Jimmy Fallon weekendducksanimal Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. Jimmy Carr weekendcoffeeperfect If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself. Jimmy Carr eightweekendhome We have even done a weekend on Japanese grammar! Not that I know anything about Japanese grammar, but it was Kaz's idea, and it was a bit of an adventure, to say the least. Joan Halifax weekendadventureideas Both President Obama and former President George W. Bush were interviewed on 'Face the Nation' over the weekend. President Bush said there's a 50 percent chance his brother Jeb will run for president in 2016. Then he said, 'But there's an 80 percent chance he won't.' Jimmy Fallon weekendbrotherrunning I like working all the time. I hate taking breaks. I don't like the weekends. Joaquin Phoenix taking-a-breakweekendhate A top aide to Donald Trump says he quit the campaign this weekend because of Trump's public feuds, but Trump said he was fired. When asked what he was fired for, Trump said, 'Quitting!' Jimmy Fallon feudsweekendcampaigns I actually met Carrie Fisher a couple of years ago. When I told her that she was my first crush, she insisted that we get married and have a reality show about it. I'm lucky to have made it out of that weekend without getting married. Joe Manganiello crushweekendcouple That's right, Mitt Romney took on Evander Holyfield in a boxing match for charity, and it was a pretty one-sided fight. But it was still not the worst boxing match we've seen this month. This weekend Vladimir Putin played in an exhibition hockey game with some former NHL players and scored eight goals. Even Evander Holyfield and Mitt Romney said, 'That looks fake.' Jimmy Fallon hockeyweekendfighting When you live around a working-class environment, you see what sports means to people. You see that it's the escape over the weekend. you see how they build their lives around it. People sort of want to get away from their lives. Joe Posnanski weekendsportsmean George W. Bush gave a commencement speech at Southern Methodist University this weekend. It was pretty inspirational. He said, 'As I like to tell the 'C' students, you too can be president.' Even George W. Bush has George W. Bush comedy material in his act. Jimmy Fallon weekendsouthernpresident No place better than Indiana on July 4th. Looking forward to a great weekend. Joe indianaweekend4th-of-july We keep grinning 'til the weekend comes, just a pinch between your cheek and gum, all night long. Joe Walsh weekendnightlong When I initially met with Robert I was just so excited to meet the guy. I was able to go to Troublemaker Studios in Austin, Texas and just hanging out was fantastic. Working on this took up all of my weekends while I was shooting Community. It was crazy, but again, no regrets. Joel McHale weekendregretcrazy It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along. Joel McHale awesome-thingsweekendpeople This weekend President Obama attended the annual Gridiron Club Dinner, and during his speech he joked that he is getting older and crankier. Which explains why he announced he no longer supports President Obama. Jimmy Fallon getting-olderweekendsupport«1011121314151617181920»
