Quotes by Weekend Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares war. Jay Leno weekend military war The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still. Jean Rhys weekend friday sunday The Republicans finally got some good news over the weekend. The North Koreans set off a nuclear bomb. Thank God. It was so powerful it knocked the Mark Foley story right off the front page. And knocked him off the page he was on, too. Jay Leno weekend thank-god powerful President Clinton and President Obama played a round of golf over the weekend. President Clinton asked Obama what his handicap was, and Obama said, 'Joe Biden.' Jay Leno weekend president golf With Halloween coming this weekend, they say not one person in the country is planning to dress up as Governor Sarah Palin. You know why? ... The costume costs $150,000. Jay Leno halloween weekend country The Catholic Church is still very angry about The Da Vinci Code - they don't like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do. Jay Leno weekend catholic church On weekends when everybody would go to the football games, I would be getting on a plane or driving my car across the state or across the country to go do a show somewhere and yeah so, I never thought of doing anything else. Jeff Dunham weekend football country President Obama said in an interview over the weekend that he really misses being anonymous. He said, 'I miss Saturday mornings rolling out of bed and not shaving, going to the market...' Be careful what you wish for, 2012 is just around the corner! Jay Leno weekend missing morning The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more. Jeff Kinney weekend bed taste I only work on my books at nights and at weekends. It is really just like a hobby. Jeff Kinney weekend night book President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike. Jay Leno really-sad weekend president Bush fell off his bike while mountain biking on his ranch over the weekend. He hit a rough spot in the trail. There's a switch - the environment hurting Bush. Jay Leno mountain weekend hurt So today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced, every sorrow we have ever known, every discouragement we have ever had, every fear we have ever faced-to say nothing of our resurrection from death and forgiveness for our sins. That victory is available to us because of events that transpired on a weekend precisely like this nearly two millennia ago in Jerusalem. Jeffrey R. Holland weekend two fall I don't have that drive to be in this field, climbing up, doing bit parts in movies to make a big movie. But I'm lucky I get to also do acting - it's fun. I should probably just take an acting class on the weekends - that would be enough for me. Jemima Kirke climbing weekend fun It's true, I did say I wanted girlfriends," I capitulated hesitantly, "but couldn't we start with something smaller and less terrifying? Like maybe spend a weekend at a crack house? I heard those people are very nonjudgmental, and if you accidentally say something offensive you can just blame it on their hallucinations. Jenny Lawson weekend girlfriend people I don't have formal training at all, but I did grow up around design. My parents both flipped homes. A typical weekend for us was walking through model home units. I loved walking through interesting floor plans and seeing different design aesthetics. Jeremiah Brent weekend growing-up home I've always had a fascination with interior design. As a kid, I used to go to real estate open houses with my parents on the weekends. Like a nerd! I would think of how I would piece rooms together at those open houses. Jeremiah Brent weekend real kids I should get a weekend show where all I do is play country music. Jerry Springer weekend play country I feel like when I was 13 and I had to go to bar mitzvahs every weekend. This is the same feeling. You have to put on a suit every weekend to go meet with a bunch of Jews. Jesse Eisenberg mitzvah weekend feelings Where is the Scarlett Johansson superhero movie? I don't understand it, why is it taking so long for this? This woman clearly shows that people want to go see her in the movies. ‘Lucy,’ didn't it beat ‘Hercules’ by a lot opening weekend, when it was made for a lot less? She shows that she kicks ass, she's a great actress. ‘Under the Skin’ is an incredible film, and why are we still waiting for a go-ahead on a superhero movie starring Scarlett Johansson? Jessica Chastain weekend long people «910111213141516171819»
