Quotes by Yesterday Yesterday the IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents. Conan O'Brien irs yesterday two Presidential campaign getting kind of ugly, did you hear about this? Yesterday, a 27-year-old woman came for to deny rumors that she had an affair with Democratic front-runner John Kerry. The woman added, 'I would never cheat on Bill Clinton.' Conan O'Brien presidential yesterday years What you know today can affect what you do tomorrow, but not what you did yesterday. Condoleezza Rice tomorrow yesterday today I made 50 million bucks yesterday. That's a flameout I could get used to. Conrad Black bucks good-luck yesterday People always want to pin yesterday's news on you, as opposed to asking you what you're going to do for the future, what you're doing today. Corey Feldman news yesterday people Neither Goyl nor men lived long enough to understand that yesterday was born of tomorrow, just as tomorrow was born of yesterday. Cornelia Funke yesterday men long We don’t care about what you did yesterday—we care about what you’re going to do tomorrow. Cory Doctorow engineering care yesterday A month passes by and brings another month. Easy to guess what lies ahead: all of yesterday's boredom. And tomorrow ends up no longer like tomorrow. C.P. Cavafy boredom yesterday lying Tomorrow's just your future yesterday. Craig Ferguson your-future tomorrow yesterday Tomorrow is your future's yesterday. Craig Ferguson your-future tomorrow yesterday An announcer is only as good as yesterday's performance. Curt Gowdy announcers performances yesterday Before comparing yourself with others, win the battle with yourself. Strive to be better today than yesterday, and better tomorrow than today. Daisaku Ikeda yesterday winning attitude Not only can I not recall my experiences in my previous lives, sometimes I can't even remember what I did yesterday. Dalai Lama yesterday remember sometimes Even within one person, yesterday and today, there are differences. We must look at a deeper level. Dalai Lama differences yesterday today I realised that you couldn't use the tools of yesterday to communicate today's world. Basically, that was the big light that went on in my head. Damien Hirst light tools yesterday When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But, in public, it's Mr. Vice President, because that is who he is. Dan Quayle phones president yesterday I live my life like there's no yesterday. Dane Cook i-live-my-life living-my-life yesterday Great families of yesterday we show, And lords, whose parents were the Lord knows who. Daniel Defoe ancestry parent yesterday Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life. Daniel Handler congratulations yesterday baby By remaining exactly the same today as you were yesterday, you are guaranteeing that tomorrow will be no better than today. Daniel Lapin tomorrow yesterday today «678910111213141516»