1. A man in tattoos is like a child who has painted himself, you know, he is like a student's desk Fast food is indigestion, I want to make myself hara-kiri, this is a suicide of the ass, sat on the toilet with a kamikaze cry Which girl to choose heaven, hell, aida If you are a Siamese twin with two heads, then you are like a dragon. And the ordinary twins are arguing which one of them is real. I'm not afraid of men because I have pepper spray Your wife is growing a beard let her buy a bike You are tall, you can see the whole city So high where is your head there is rarefied air Inflation will turn us into dreamers, and the store into an art museum Your boobs and ass can write poetry forever On the pedestal of my love, your boobs and ass You're sad, apply ice You don't have a girlfriend, your wallet needs a marauder You need a girl, you need a subway pocket Someone gets out of the subway at rush hour pregnant Throw your wife's paycheck like a Frisbee Optimism in our world is optimism in hell Apartments are made for dwarfs You don't have a girlfriend, you don't have a boss, you're single anarchist, get married and die a slave Marriage is a kamasutra with your budget The girl is a stripper, you throw money at her and she undresses Most kung fu professions have excuses and laziness meditation The woman endures then removes the safety of the gun and begins to threaten You are still alive, the jokes on you are not over yet You quarrel with your wife, how often do you go out on the tatami In old age without teeth like a duck with a toy jaw You are a careerist, a slave enthusiast, we need such Shave bald and varnish Women are pimps, they even have fur coats like them My friend played snowballs with friends, how could he know that there were stones You masturbate your belly button when you watch a cooking channel, your stomach is excited I hate telling jokes to those who are hard of hearing with each repetition the joke seems dumber and dumber, and then I have to explain the joke Girls often refuse, and your penis is depressed, such a penis is a philosopher Mercantile guy says he crashed his rich girl's car, sun, I crashed your sexy babe You brought one flower into the house, then another and another, and you are in the jungle. bdsm special forces masks I love how special forces take pictures with a captured trophy When they ask you to fix something, you say oh, I'm a blonde in these matters, a very glamorous blonde In the Kazakh language auezhay means airport is a hint auezhay how are you from here There is a village of matai in Kazakhstan, matai from here In the kama sutra you fold like origami You go to the gym, you go to the finish They teach you how to save light, like a bat that has lost the habit of light and the wife of the earl budget sucked Smart people have muscular convolutions from the stupidity of people, because they take everything into account 2. If your testosterone level is off scale, then you watch porn, if it’s low, then the culinary channel is porn for the stomach, in short, cooking is erotic In modern cinema, they pause in lines for a second more, or less, as if you are looking at actors from cheap porn You think that your son will be a doctor or a lawyer, but he says dad I'm a dancer Hypocrisy is when you know how to work with your tongue to bring their ego to anal orgasm Alco surfing is when you're a drunken man aggressively twerking to sad music, it's like ninjutsu when you are transferred to another dimension and you don't understand what you're doing People without complexes drunk without alcohol If you are henpecked, then your balls are in the pawnshop A man should remain like a man, not a woman, he should cause slight vomiting When I see dwarfs in my head circus music, you like dwarf girls with high demands, but you are a pedophile. You like nymphomaniacs, but you're a zoophile, she's in heat. You're married, what's your name on your dog collar? Kitty, baby, zay, there is a guilt shocker on your collar. Love is when you fall into a crowd of fans and you are torn into atoms, like that, and I have his skull. When fans throw marriage contracts and positive pregnancy tests onto the stage, you're like, it's not me, and you leave the country. I remember riding the subway with a lady with a huge ass, she stood with her back to me and I just sat down on a chair on her ass When you are thirty, they say bala from Kazakh means child, baby, to belittle you, it’s scary to think that in your understanding an elderly person Even the computer starts behaving like a human, fuck everything, system crash Before he died, he said wake me up in five minutes. The world is changing, and people are surprised as if they were just thawed in a piece of ice, how many centuries have you slept The best friend is a bonsai tree, it will always listen and bloom if you start complaining about life, it will start to rot When someone says that he talks a lot, works a lot with his mouth, and someone jumps out: what makes his mouth hurt When testosterone drops, you turn into a bitch. Strange feeling when you get something you feel like a fool Life is when you realize that you are in heavenly hell Testosterone enhances the beauty of women You want to write, your legs are taken away, you see the light at the end of the tunnel 3. You don't have a girlfriend, you don't have a BDSM mistress Even your penis will be sued In marriage it's like trick or treat Inflation is when you can look at girls, but you can’t touch Inflation is bodybuilding endurance Inflation is a number phobia Inflation is useless while people are smacking smack I don't talk to other guys call each other handsome I'm afraid What politicians say is fantasy Some guys are offended that they cannot get married, they are offended that they are not allowed into the scam Marriage is like a mine, so you sat down, but you can’t get up, there will be an alimony explosion Who flew into marriage is another big question People have been living together for 35 years and in a friend they realize that you do not match the color of the tile and passion passes. As inflation rises, more holy virgins will go to heaven Two women at the table is a quarrel, so they write in the dream book (okay, I made it up) A lot of women in the apartment will break your bladder because they even get sad there If you are in a quarrel, you say yes to a girl, tell me nasty things If you have a rich wife, you are like a Chihuahua in your purse. You meet a girl and you have fears in your head whether she has a knife shocker pepper spray herpis loan madness penis spender harem can be a witch or all at once Single people have a harem that's sex toys in the closet Fractured arm from aggressive masturbation get out get out loneliness Laziness is a hangover is a drunken feeling At first, parents love, but if you continue to live with them, they wish you death. Women's gossip is political technology against men A man who has a cool sex doll will save a lot of money and nerves People who are out of wedlock are much younger Two wifes? Why the second drill in the head The pocket between the legs of the girls is so wide, you can show tours there How much do I earn even in New York, homeless people get more than me When I told my girlfriend how much I earn on a date, she earned herself a hernia from laughter, a few cubes on her stomach and an orgasm, then she was given a sniff of ammonia so that she would come to her senses Life is an empty pool and everyone shits all and sundry and when it fills up fate is such a jump, you take a cap of goggles for swimming an inflatable toy and swim in the memories of your life, people continue to shit, and then fate drinks two liters of laxative and pours a fountain of shit, and everyone thinks that you are to blame You have an inner core - this is the middle finger inside you directed at the holy society In marriage, a pimp is the one who gets paid Testosterone is a hairy bikini hairy thong and eyebrows grow so that you get a heart on your hands fur gloves Alphonse... Is the house free? When women brag about their husbands like an exhibition of tame dogs, castrated henpecked labotomies Life is a cruel comedy where you are mostly dumb Friendship is when you are a waiter The man has a vagina, it is in the back of the head, and the wife puts on a strap-on and fries this hole every night Nobody is turned on by your salary From bad luck in love, men buy themselves mastrubators because a spark runs between them A sex doll is cool if the demon doesn't move into it: buy me a fur coat, and a house and a jeep Hairy people do not have a hair cutter, they are protected by their own ozone layer. Evolution has turned towards fat rich people who need to lubricate the corners with Vaseline to climb through the door Fatties fuck cracks grow someday they'll fall on me The metal detector could not miss me in any way, I say this is my erection from fear No one dances to the toy music (Kazakh music) on soberware (Kazakh music) there is not even a dance rule, this is dancing without rules Clits are big you open a gift and there is a bazooka looking at you and they make you give a blowjob to the clitoris, if you are rich you are the lord of the clitoris they all stand up when you enter the room and these bazookas are ready to cum in your honor. No, I have not met such girls. You see the girl of your dreams, she sees a maniac If you are an innovator, then you are like a volleyball, only not to us, not to us, because you make them work. If they troll, then a football one, if they get it, then a basketball one, if it is in demand, then a rugby ball The girl laughs out loud on a date, I tell her quieter, quieter, turn on the vibration mode The girl's pussy is a nightclub in which face control does not let all people in Loneliness is terabytes of porn, it's the only girl available Some are born with two penises, it's cool if you have fifteen penises, you have enough sex with a girl all night, you are like, uh, milk me and you lie like a sacred cow of India, sperm can be sold in a sperm bank, the wife will turn on the milking machine, so you can capture peace, overtake Genghis Khan I have a slight astigmatism, this eye I call naughty Once I drank a whole pack of sedatives I wanted to die, and you know that I did not calm down in peace Viagra to recharge the hard drive Airplane neck pillow, looks like a hernia pillow or toilet seat A shy bearded man saw a beautiful girl winding a beard curl around her finger 4. Thought that I slapped the beauty on the pope, in fact, the fat woman on the belly 2. I have a joke humor from the word creepy 3. At the beginning, the penis rises when a woman enters, and with age, sadly nods. 4. I ride a limousine every day, only there is not enough space on this bus. 5. A lot of people are dumb after a lobotomy. 6. Alcoholism is sleepwalking 7. Depression is when even a prostitute refuses you 8. They thought that I had sex every day, but I just watch porn 9. Bones are like chips. 10. You need a ticket to meet a girl. 11. Gemini is like a double-barreled shotgun. 12. Beep beep beep is mats beep beep beep mats with sound and the sound of cardiac arrest. 13. Deputies and friends feed them like pigeons, they fly more and more when the bread runs out, they scatter. 14. Black Friday why is it, the seller just likes to watch the fights they place their bets on. 15. Five years in a rocking chair the effect of big muscles lasts five minutes for five years. 16. I've been doing a press for two years, a second cube appeared. 17. You don't have a girlfriend, you don't have a BDSM mistress 18. Even your penis will be sued 19. Marriage is like trick or treat. 20. Inflation is when you can look at girls, but you can’t touch 21. Inflation is endurance bodybuilding 22. Inflation is number phobia 23. Inflation is useless as long as people are smacking smack 24. I don't talk to other guys call each other handsome I'm afraid 25. What politicians say is fantasy 26. Some guys are offended that they cannot get married, they are offended that they are not allowed into the scam 27. Marriage is like a mine, so you sat down, but you can’t get up, there will be an alimony explosion 28. Who flew into marriage is another big question. People have been living together for 35 years and in a friend they realize that you do not match the color of the tile and passion passes. As inflation rises, more holy virgins will go to heaven Two women at the table is a quarrel, so they write in the dream book (okay, I made it up) A lot of women in the apartment will break your bladder because they even get sad there If you are in a quarrel, you say yes to a girl, tell me nasty things If you have a rich wife, you are like a Chihuahua in your purse. You meet a girl and you have fears in your head whether she has a knife shocker pepper spray herpis loan madness penis spender harem can be a witch or all at once Single people have a harem that's sex toys in the closet Fractured arm from aggressive masturbation get out get out loneliness Laziness is a hangover is a drunken feeling At first, parents love, but if you continue to live with them, they wish you death. Women's gossip is political technology against men A man who has a cool sex doll will save a lot of money and nerves People who are out of wedlock are much younger Two wifes? Why the second drill in the head The pocket between the legs of the girls is so wide, you can show tours there How much do I earn even in New York, homeless people get more than me When I told my girlfriend how much I earn on a date, she earned herself a hernia from laughter, a few cubes on her stomach and an orgasm, then she was given a sniff of ammonia so that she would come to her senses Life is an empty pool and everyone shits all and sundry and when it fills up fate is such a jump, you take a cap of goggles for swimming an inflatable toy and swim in the memories of your life, people continue to shit, and then fate drinks two liters of laxative and pours a fountain of shit, and everyone thinks that you are to blame You have an inner core - this is the middle finger inside you directed at the holy society 5. Poems You are a sparkling gem of aesthetics, my feelings call you with all my heart, levitation with delight, my subconscious is filled with you, my sincerity poeticizes you, the most valuable gift in all eternity, with every second your significance increases, the ideal goddess of my dreams, a special radiance of feelings, each a note of nerves is a pulsation of passion, intuition deifies your image, your kisses are like divine nectar, the highest poetry of aesthetics, your beauty creates a mental connection with you, my vision disdains everything except you alone, and every second is an epic nostalgia of romance, my heart is a safe that keeps memories of you like treasures, the most necessary notes of love, from your beauty, the multifaceted charm of charisma in your face, the energy of life consists of love for you. Penis burn from excitement, divine aesthetics, high art, tearfully beautiful nymph, infinitely deep passion, and growl of lust from hunger, you are perfection from billions of dreams, timeless love of sincerity, like birds singing on a violin, sing about love for you, in the infinite cosmos consisting of molecules of love for you, and all dimensions in it are the energy of love, and the times of all epochs idolize you, eternity is faithful to you, deep impregnation with love, the heart beats tremblingly from love, eternal love, the hot heat of passion that struck down the imagination, an ideal masterpiece the universe, the irresistible magnetism of sexuality, the dope of sweet charms, in the magic of seduction, the libido sings of your beauty, my whole being is drawn to you. I know your universe of beauty. Aphorisms Different worldviews deepen the universe, an unstable dimension of the human world, a changeable climate of thinking, like a thermometer of emotions, the ecology of fate is unstable, to be sober from the illusions of dreams, and sincerity to tears, a whisper of intuition, we build reality from mirages, an endless abundance of revelations in the blood vessels of truth, like roots that feed on the energy of eternity, the energy of philosophy in a quantum leap of insight, the cyclical rhythm of life, like a philosophical melody of life, a philosophical masterpiece of being, philosophical romance of infinity, we see the horizons of life, but eternity in this dimension, refined thoughts of intuition, lead to the deep secrets of the universe , in insight we feel the highest dimension of thinking, we see only a fragment of life, a piece of reality in a distorting mirror of vice. 2. Loneliness is a way out of the matrix of karma. The monotonous banality of selfishness, the fatal romance of fearlessness. Modern love is when you rent a place in the heart like in a motel, the love of a woman is on a paid basis. jokes Are you still growing? I'll soon need binoculars to see your face Hike to a prostitute in a crisis, credit, installments, discounts 3. After a hard day, you feel like you're a used condom. 4. The hierarchy of egoism creates a gap and lack of unity in society, castes are fragmented into clans. The hierarchy shows that the more a person earns, the brighter the optimism, the less, the gloomier the pessimism and the bottom of reality. The blinding light of illusions of hedonism, depravity of optimism, morally corrupts the brain. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms from awareness you leave this world in your thoughts, freedom increases the mental ugliness in the world, freedom plunges into the wild delusion of selfishness, freedom is the absence of self-control, all the horrors that you see in the world are the result of freedom, the chaos of the toy world, for the elite, freedom shows to what extent a person is vicious, to what extent he is ugly from his own egoism, gourmets of perversity turn madness into pleasure, Poetry Unusually divine, I want to kiss your lips every second, feel the skin is a heavenly pleasure, a juicy wave of excitement through the body, one kiss is sweeter than the other, I touch the very greatness, that is, your unattainable beauty, top ratings, ratings, trends, in my heart, mine libido breathes you, my erection writes poems about your beauty, the powerful energy of love in a kiss, the biocurrents of love, charge me with you, and fill me with the energy of love, when I touch you, you are heaven, you are the highest happiness, joy only when I feel you, your spirit becomes one with me, it’s hard to breathe and my soul groans with delight, pressure rises in the whole body from your beauty, you are a priceless real, narcotic piquant temptation, awakens the brutal lust of the stone age, kiss your lips, I will keep in my subconscious for thousands of years, subconsciously I will always I will look for you, you are the embodiment of the philosophy of love, my idea of \u200b\u200ba beautiful woman, your gaze of sex melts steel, all taste buds all over my body with sweet lust feel only you, you awaken the brutal appetite of passion, jokes Japanese toilets, it's harder to poop, take poop? Press ok. Yes. Are you sure? Yes. Your girlfriend's fat folds are also a blanket. Yesterday she went, now she has a happy face, she is in a wheelchair, just her boyfriend is a brutal sex machine. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms Infinite wisdom of eternity, far from desires, money teaches selfishness, if instead of money there was disinterested nobility, people would reach the highest evolution of development, a ray of life in the void, pierces eternity into the unknown and nonsense, subjective reality of a selfish society, biological technocracy of evolution, cybernetics genes, cybernetics of the universal body, the energy of sincerity as a rare element of the universe, in it we learn the secrets of life, a lie is a reckless driver who crashes into the truth, love is an energy connection in which the highest value of eternity is known, spiritual flowers of mystical reality, one part of the universe of society in the past , another in the future. Poetry phenomenal beauty, you are more beautiful than a doll, hot passion, hot heat, a huge library of cassettes of memories of you, and I constantly review each one, I keep a feeling of love, warmth of happiness in my soul, you are a whole era of lust. jokes If you want to meet her, take a ticket. Many people have spiritual impotence. Your wallet is your wife in all sex positions. The woman is menstruating, call the exorcist. The crisis is increasing, the country is moving in slow-mo mode, inflation has increased, slow-mo too. There is no motivation to run after money. It's not a clitoris, it's my penis. Hot weather, you are like barbecue meat, on the grill, you are turned over, unwrapped like a shawarma, you take off your clothes so that the meat is well fried. Sunburn, it doesn't help, it's like barbecue sauce. You got burned on the beach, you climb around, you walk in pain like a broken robot. You run away from cellulite and old age like from a chainsaw, how I feel sorry for you. The breath is weak to run after girls, here's a tranquilizer for you (I'm rich). The cat will gladly watch you die. Vagina is a lottery drum, and sperm are balls, who won the winning alimony ticket in this orgy. A condom is like a joint, you wrap it up so your baby gets high. Pull up baby. Does the penis cum fast? He's a neurotic. The girl knows you very well, all your ego erogenous zones, he plays on you like on you solo sex. On a female leash with an electric shock, the word money is written. What an oil rig does is like sex, a girl just extracts money from a man. Inflation mummifies your penis. Do you finish hard? To make your girlfriend fly into the wall. You have seen how the seahorse moves, as if he is fucking. This is the walk of a womanizer. Do you go home to your wife drunk? Put on your body armor. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms Life is quantum threads that create the interconnection of a genetic, quantum rope, opening new time portals, the philosophy of time is billions of options for events, the earth is a philosopher of relationships, it moves all the time, forming the progress of the evolution of the laboratory of bio-energetic synthesis of spirituality, manipulation of the movement of the earth, directs the development of relations in system of chaos, time as an abstract artist will show the result of the picture, chaos as an artist does not know about the result of his picture, fire is novelty, water and air are nobility, iron is eternity, wood is the veins of life, freedom of chaos of egoism cleanses the earth of people, the one who renounced from the laws of the universe will be destroyed, money grows selfishness, the earth is a philosophical project, because of selfishness, all the mistakes of civilization are visible because of which life destroys itself like cannibalism of self-hatred, the body is a bio technology of the universe, in order to transform reality, which is the surface of emptiness , chaos gives a biological weapon to the body, chaos is the erosion of time, due to ego ma, loneliness is the tinting of personal perception like black glasses, consciousness is the bio-energy chip of the universe. Poetry You're like a sweet drug, and I'm your cat, erotic, from your beauty tetanus, boner like a mansion. jokes Too overpainted eyes, if slightly tilted, smoked so that they are red inside, it will look like the vaginas of black horses. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms Marketing and populism, activate the force field of skepticism. Honesty will save you a lot of money in love. The lingering note of the violin flying into space, the note of the piano as a tear of regret, the note of the violin carried away into the depths of eternity, the colors of chaos in the hands of sociopaths, the media harvests stupidity, and the ego is a farm of stupidity. A presentation, a documentary, a conference on how much of a brute I am for not taking out the trash. Prison of no understanding. Telepathy of intuition of empathy is the world language of the world. Unstable chaos of perception due to self-interest. Will is your photoshop with which you change reality. jokes She is so thin as if she was rolled out with a rolling pin economic riser In old age, the penis is like a watering can, strictly dosed trickles, like sex with his wife. Doctors are not vulgar? So in their lexicon they say the word insert more often than others. Sex of saints, how is it? Just pat on the shoulder as a friend. Why can't her snoring be cured? I'm snoring to determine if she's alive or not A stand-up comedian performs in the hall, a man screams from the audience that is not funny, the second brutal man screams show me the penis. Comedian: Penis? Why are there only men in the room? Like you said the club is called, banana paradise. Oh no. No no no. The comedian runs out and the guys catch him. I'm sorry, I'm not gay, I'm not gay, the guy show me such a penis. He shows with tears, all the guys started laughing, that was funny. Get out. I'll fire my agent. Guy: You're not manly enough. Another guy: yes, but you have like a hairstyle like a feminist, a woman of age who mows down like a boy. Looks at women: enough boys. Asian women stretch pleasure to passion like a slime, it will break quickly if you finish quickly. Why does your penis cum so fast, is it ticklish. So she is insatiable in sex? Milking machine, and you sang with happiness: mu The director of the bank is the godfather to whom you kiss the ring, and something else if you are guilty. Take a giant loan and run away from the country and rob the state treasury? You watch too many cartoons. He's thirty and still watches cartoons. For adults. Anime? No for adults. Why don’t you go to the dance floor, I didn’t come here for this, but why, I watch drunk boobs and priests shaking. It is clear why the club is called. Coco is like coconuts (buffers) Bongos (Priests), well, who do you stick your spear into (penis). Skepticism, your guardian angel in the sales world. Human stupidity is painful. Did you sue your ex-wife for your penis? Was the judge a man? Yes. All clear. Woman: my husband is not young, and how do you like sex with him, like a dispenser of toothpaste, soap, seeds. Why do you need a sweater with a high collar, Lord, she sees a penis everywhere, she has not had sex for a long time. Naked man on the ground with a bouquet of roses in his ass, I like it, the original flower vase, my husband burned it with this lover, how vital and painful, these flowers have thorns How to prolong love? We will renew (that's what prostitutes say) Why does it say juicer above your vagina How to send off an annoying boyfriend? Well, I'm like that, I think with my penis all the time. The boyfriend will answer, and I'm a vagina The brain is like a rubber ball, defends against the walls of the skull Breaking up is hard, like a ruptured spleen, now you have two spleens I love it when fat women gurgle when walking You still haven't found a girl for a guy, I came in without knocking, and he stroked his penis like a cat looking at the photo of the former Beautiful well, straight beef steak in honey for a hungry bear Don't cum so fast, it's sex, not cum donation Why did you bite a naked girl, she had so much food on her, she is part of the service, not an appetizer, and her hair is not a napkin, and why was it necessary to make kuni, I wanted to get a cherry And when I was naked, and remember, let's drink to me, drink, you will go into a binge, and this, this does not count, but this, this, and this, and this, and this, where did you get so much A clothing store for the overweight, it’s called the largest, it’s understandable why the store is called that right there, the prices are x x ale, sorry, a lot of material is spent on the fabric, I’m looking for a dress, not a military tent, do you remember, dear, what a hot camping we had. Pack a tent? How sweet you made him eat almost the entire tent, next time I talk to the sellers. Is your girlfriend a soldier? And how many push-ups does your penis do. Better say how many penis squeezes. Hard squeeze. Don't like porn? Why? I'm jealous. Well, I'm sorry it's not yours. He is an abstractionist, a dash addict, like a conversation with a woman, it doesn’t matter what they talked about, the main thing is she enjoyed it, now you feel what they feel after sex, what it was, and you feel used Your moped is a vibrator, it’s understandable why you ride it so much and the seat is wet, it’s all leaking yes, after the washing machine you need to bring a rag, after a hard wring He's pimply like a bubble wrap Thank you for the chain honey, the chain is small, damn baby don't strangle yourself, you have a muscular neck Why is there so much sunscreen in the coffin, he sinned a lot, you think that he will go to hell It's not funny at all, we spent a whole day under high-power solarium lamps, why are they on the office ceiling Well, how do you like sex with that fat woman, iron, train, bulldozer swept with the breeze, the iron, unlike thin girls, is hot, children indulge in twigs, and real men with big ones Technological ideas A quantum amplifier, connected to two connected helmets, husband and wife, or boyfriend and girlfriend, they have a love experience that makes them feel like they have been living together for more than a billion years. This enhances their love. They feel immortal. Neuro-neon tattoo, glows when a person is having fun Poetry You are a masterpiece of the lust of the Gods. Continuous increase in attraction. Moaning like a hot growl of passion, lustful honey, we will know the depths of lustful passion, in the bottomless ocean of falling in love like half a fish, we will know to what extent we love each other, that my body was created only for you alone, the connection with you is infinitely beautiful, the poetic eloquence of feelings in orgasm of delight, painting fiery colors of passion, the radiance of love in the heart, we are united to the very depths of the soul, the rhythm of my heart is in time with yours, this is hip hop, a storm of pheromones, blows and takes to you, drags you into your beauty, no time, no nothing in the world, there is only you in this world, You are just the nectar of the gods, full of vitamins and minerals without preservatives, your beauty is a dirty trick, dissolve in the light of your infinite divine, beautiful beauty, your tender beauty is incendiary and romantic like a disco ball in a disco , poetic music of feelings, how tender love sounds in your eyes, and infinite greatness cannot surpass your beauty, the world adorns your joy, one kiss is forever sweet on m on both lips, this is the eternal euphoria of romantic tenderness, I drown in the sentimental romance of the ocean, where the bottomless beauty of your soul, the mermaid of eternal beauty, in my eyes you are billions and billions of times more beautiful, infinitely more beautiful and valuable, draws you into your beauty, into the dimension eternal pleasures, where only you and me. You are so hot, I need sunscreen, and eternity is not enough to enjoy your caresses and hugs, erotic magic of seduction, I lose consciousness from the pleasure of your beauty, a masterpiece of pleasure in the nervous system, she feels only you, the body and soul always demands only you, only your kiss of love can make you cum, seconds like calories of pleasure, terabytes of nostalgia, epic romance of values, sincere passion to shiver, a kiss penetrates into the depths of the soul, the nervous system of the soul cannot withstand so much passionate love lust, to tears an aesthetic feeling of love happiness and joy, in this kiss, I see the endless valleys of the beauty of your soul, where we are happy together, and the only thing that matters is that we are nearby, like a DMT effect, like a sex shower, I feel that I love you all eternity and infinity, a masterpiece of pleasure, all the blessings of the world, all the pleasures and pleasure in this kiss. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms Musical instrument vicious weaknesses, ego sweets. Thinking changes the biology of evolution. jokes A file is a file, that is, a file, well, what is written here is a complete file, put it in a file. Why are there two a's and three o's in the name, this is epilepsy of the tongue. His name is Kairat Sagydat (Kazakh names), do you have two names in your passport? Your name is Kairat, and where is Sagydat, or do you live together in one head. Korlan and Bernaz (female Kazakh names), call Mr. Korlan. Are you a girl, oh sorry (I thought asexual names to myself). With a girl on the beach, how I love your beach balls. Poetry You are sweeter than all the blessings in the world, I feel only you, my thoughts caress you, my thoughts live with you, perhaps more than one life, your kisses are endlessly sweet, the taste of flesh is the highest dimension of bliss, attracts, draws, into your soul, peace with you becomes one, until my body trembles I feel passionate love, inevitable love, healing beauty, kisses stop time, your hugs are eternity in paradise, juicy paradise of beauty, bottomless juice of temptation is your skin, bottomless sincerity of love, burns of lust and passion on my soul. The breakup hurts me. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms Neurons as quantum threads, neural system as interconnected clouds of galaxies, memory of eternity, genetic philosophy manifests as an echo from the past, ego caricatures of you, in the circulatory system of evolution, undiscovered genomes of awareness, energy channels of the nervous system as wormholes of the cosmos of awareness , they are like veins of dimensions of the philosophy of the universe, interacting dimensions and time epochs, suffering teaches kindness and patience. Poetry your beauty starts the engine with half a turn, tantalizing sexuality, a heart in the twilight without you, you are beautiful before a heart attack, my eternity endlessly craves you, and tastes every moment, every second a romantic poem of love, like endless valleys of aesthetics, landscapes of romance in your body, I know how beautiful my love for you is, the romantic idealism of aesthetics, erase the edges of reality and immerse me in a romantic world in which I am always with you in the depths of my heart, the look of your eyes fills me with beauty and love, and I depend on this look because that this is all I want to see in this life, because through I feel the depths of your spiritual beauty. Serene love of romance, supreme love intensifies to infinity, you are supreme bliss, you are worthy of eternal applause for your beauty, the erotic color of the seduction of your skin, you are the only thing I want to remember in this life, all eternities, I will only idolize you, this will live in my mind, the highest level of aesthetics, the mistress of male lust, the queen of all penises, the queen of male desires, the empress of male love and lust, the goddess of your beauty is worshiped, you are the ingenious uniqueness of eternity, hide in my soul as in a cocoon of love. jokes sex with a skinny mummy is like playing a xylophone made of bones. The squirt of lust will squirt like champagne for the new year when you find her ji point, that is, your gorgeous income. Girls remember their first words for life: no, give, mine, no, and when they grow up they say maybe, in my opinion these are the words of any government. The vague politics of women's relations is unpredictable. The vagina is shaped like a trap, they cut off married men's penises, as they age, they pee while sitting down, because they abstain from sex for too many years, the prostate enlarges. How to deal with haters? I am an energy vampire, I want all your energy, all your mind to drink. I want him to cry because of me, I want him to go to a psychologist because of me, I want him to have nightmares, I want him to constantly think about me, I want his whole head to think only about me and devote his my life, while skipping my own, I feed on his hatred, I see how his psyche is destroyed because of me, I want to dance on the ruins of his mind, if he starts to hate someone else, I will start to be jealous. I want to completely dominate his head, all his thoughts about me, I want his anger to completely destroy him and his karma because of me. And he will certainly go to hell, because of me, because he sinned, God does not forgive everything. If he becomes indifferent to me, then he is cured of his addiction to me. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms People do not feel reality, because of the drug addiction to illusions. Philosophical jokes of chaos. Random Blender. Profit is porn of temptations, for girls. If you choose selfishness, you will remain in a meaningless past. Logic limits understanding. jokes Well, what are you bykytgul saggatova, I will work for you, I am not bykytgul, I am not a bull, I am waiting for you in the toilet in red panties. What happened to you? An erection of pride. From her pants uprising spermatozoa. Ready for an abortion. Erection from Viagra, still worth it? He has insomnia, or he realized what he had done. If you have a bad eye, you cannot hit the target by shooting at the enemy, that is, he incendiary approaches you, dancing, dodging bullets, he shoots at you point-blank. I do not want to communicate with you, oh fart on you. I have a mutual fu with them. Poetry How I love your juicers, uncontrollable passion, endless love in my heart, your beauty is erogenous stimulation with the aesthetics of the highest beauty of all worlds, juicy seduction, your beauty is endless depths of pleasure, storm of passion, storm of hormones, hardcore excitement, love awakening , all the nerves are saturated with love, sensual aesthetics. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms Rap beat is the sound of the engine, wow wow wow, snapping fingers, barking dogs, crunching fingers Your true path is your home, you won't know happiness in someone else's happiness. Poetry From behind the mouth, a powerful smoke of lust when I see you, incendiary beauty, you are the highest pleasure, until you lose consciousness, the erotic power of temptation, you are always small, I insatiably crave to look at you, there is nowhere hotter ultra juicy jokes No one answers the intercom in your head for a long time. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms Romantic philosophy of eternity, interweaving of destinies, two spines like DNA strands of love. Poetry You are my amnesia, the goddess of beauty of all dimensions and worlds, the highest evolution of beauty, my saliva is like the lust of your souls, your tongue is like a sponge, you tease all the penises of the world, all the shades of temptations on your skin, play erotic music on erogenous zones, on my penis like on the clarinet, the highest art of seduction, beauty is like voodoo, a model of the beauty of eternity, through the generations is still beautiful, the ideal thought of the Gods, the ideal thought of eternity, a sculpture of your beauty, this is an endless universe of compliments, all kinds of clothes, cosmetics and so on, everything decorates you, nature only adds beauty, incredibly beautiful, like the sweetest candy in the universe, I want to be with you for all eternity, psycho-sexual addiction and sex tension only increases, love obsession enslaves more and more. I want to make hickeys everywhere you will be like a Dalmatian, truly divine, sweet notes of temptation, the whole body shudders between the legs, a wave of love through the body, like heavenly, piss, you are my prize, my whim, everything is as I wanted. jokes He yells so much, look at his nosebleed. Wrinkles on the face become more from trash, it is because of it that we age. How many years these neurotics have been married, once they were normal. Politeness is a hanging phone. In Japanese porn, when a man makes a cunnilingus, he squishes like he is drinking soup, hell, everything is salty from urine, well, not peach juice, pour sugar. Where is a handsome guy, but in front of you, where, where where is he, but in front of your nose, where, you hear the freak fuck off, where. The kids are so cute, you throw candy at toe (Kazakh holiday), the kids fight for candy, you bet, I bet on the one in the yellow T-shirt, don't throw more candy, yours is completely brutal. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms Secret Techniques of Insight. Selfishness is the deterioration of the environment, will affect all of humanity. Tough jokes are the skinning of reality, disgusting revelations under hypocrisy, phrases create a distortion in space and time of the perception of reality, interdimensional mediators of intuition, in noir truth, not everything is revealed by light, in the shadow of emotion that conceals a smile, and the lamp illuminates only the edges of the situation, the play of shadows in the light, when the paw moves like a pendulum of chaos, the manipulation of despair, like mind games. jokes Do you think I'm not so handsome for girls? No slave trader will sell you even for free. You have devalued a lot. Are you playing a fighting game? This is a reptile man, what does he shoot with? Does he have sinusitis? What are you looking at. Your penis has hypertension from falling in love. So you are my clone, and where are you driving. How kind you are today your heart was given heating. Rub me between my legs to get yours, I'm not a magic lamp, not everything I say will come true. Make coffee for a corpse? The Necromancer is not an alarm clock. I have an expensive perfume. Girls are not insects. They are attracted by your naive generosity. Looked contemptuously from the bottom up, wait, looked three more times from the bottom up, ah, your eyes hurt, everyone go. The pressure rises on the elevator. You're in a big family, you're trying to pretend to be asleep, deaf, blind, dumb, dumb, dead. Poetry Your passion melts metal, the eternal fire of love, my heart worships your beauty, the altar of eternal love, and the words are my gifts of my heart, its knocking produces melodies of passion, how rhythmically seduces every movement of the body you are like hot, you are like sweet, piquant, tea cha-cha, luxury masterpiece, extreme adrenaline of passion, the fire of love burns me. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms Selfishness breeds hatred, the sweetness of vices will become cloying when it's too late, help is more important than money, echoes from the depths of the past subconscious, cinemas of politics, power in the hands of stupidity and madness. Poetry The landscape of erotica excites shivering, imperious beauty. Sexual power, speedometer, love intensifies, eternity in my thoughts with you, juicy sweetness, hot ideal, your beauty boils testosterone in the eggs, hot temptation, aesthetic temptation. jokes I have three pies. give four? No three. Five? Three, pointing fingers, tugging on each, one, two, three. Three, two, one, go, give me a pie. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms Sincerity from the word sparks, so many sparks of insight, billions of stars come from the soul, The second is like a sword of fate, the nerves of the soul, like branches of time, merge with eternity, absorb emptiness, stages of deep inner death, living in different destinies, see the truth of each other, but they don’t understand it, the confusion of destinies can create unity in chaos itself, when people begin to feel, the biomechanics of consciousness, which has reflexes of awareness, a great culture like a fallen angel that has become pop culture, lonely people are strangers, cyclical egoism, immersion in meaninglessness, and silence fills the soul romance, sparks of hope like fireflies leading into the abyss of emptiness, selfishness is a masturbation of self-deception, an orgasm of illusions, loneliness makes invisible to the problems of this world, no one noticed that you were in the room, a ghost in the dimension of truth, A dream of inevitability, until death, synthetic lies , insomnia of immortality, all boundaries of states of mind are erased, a single vision of all visions of the world, you see and feel sew yourself, pencil (order) and eraser (chaos), reality (paper) choose the handcuffs of values that will connect you with this world, skyscraper erection of the ego, we are ghosts in the world of egoists, in denial of reality, cognize emptiness, and other ways in distortion , in the depths of emptiness, insensitivity makes alive, so all the stupidity of the brain dies, a fish swimming in the void, losing everything, you are approaching eternity, maturity in infinity, immortal thinking, the brilliance and luxury of self-deception, we are part of the void, the nuclear threat set everyone on each other trunks, In the knowledge of eternity, we know ourselves, we are just a silhouette of emptiness, a tornado of thoughts, leads to the heights of mystery, thoughts like molecules open the portal of truth, we circle around ourselves and we are sick of ourselves, we are confused in ourselves, in desires that we do not need , gourmets who taste the taste of lies, the umbilical cord of illusions, porn addiction of hedonism, the earthly attraction of temptations, keeps the soul in nonsense, lenses of consciousness create a focus of truth, like a camera, re streams of thoughts, multifaceted painting of the perception of the world, unstable abstraction of self-interest, fiery plasma overflows of consciousness from one state of mind to another, creates oblivion of values, the infinity of the number of facets of the mind, this is a journey into eternity, The thorny path of inadequacy, nerves of reality and time, nerves of measurement, hoarding the wisdom of eternity Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms sinners have a work visa in hell Poetry I look at you with relish, extremely exciting beauty, you are the poetry of pleasure, an explosion of all geysers of passion of all penises in the world from your appearance, a melodic idyll of love feelings, romance compositions play, touching all the strings of the heart, beauty powerfully falls in love, your beauty conquers forever and ever , burnt through the nerves with lust, jokes Karlybek? Is this real name? Yes, this is not a nickname, it's just that my parents came up with it. Sorry. And you lost weight, the batteries from the remote control sat down. Relations at a distance, a girl from far away writes: hello mustang, oops, wrong chat. Yes, you definitely have straps in your head, finally take her to the room, show her your straps. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms Sweet hallucinations of self-deception, defective brain of selfishness Poetry Aggressively sexy, from your beauty I have paralysis of the face, I am saturated with juicy passion for you, like the sun caressing the skin. jokes Are you afraid to go on dates? Well, take a brass knuckles with you. When you sleep drunk on the ground, a line of ants go inside the anus. Anesthesia is when you bark at the nurse's vagina. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms the best PR in the world, it's the deepest shock. Veins are like wires that feed on the information of other people's thoughts, stimulation of the nervous system makes us alive, we feel other people's thoughts, philosophy is cable television, birth in a multi-layered cocoon of awareness, each cocoon is a reality, more real, with each birth, neon temptations in the darkness of nonsense, voids of truth, death is the last birth, the world is like a vulnerable depression, the city is like inside a machine, the mechanism of the labyrinth of illusion, selfishness is the desire to get lost in carelessness, the dark dead light of indifference, ghosts connected to the wires, feed on fast food of illusions, undead indifference tries to feel, the shadow of eternity that hides from the truth, the fog of hallucinations where the rejected truth, the repository of all DNA of all forms of life from all over the universe, each DNA contains the philosophy of dimension and era, the evolution of the transformation of philosophy, which was driven by naivety and faith, the library of philosophical evolution, which transformed the anatomy , and this is a masterpiece of inevitability, dna fragment of chrono movie recordings, cameos from other people's films and series of fates, guests in ours. life, if lucky your life is a movie, if unlucky your life is a series, time is a psychiatric hospital, despair of inevitability, and only great sages use the time of the body correctly, they think about the soul all their lives, the body plunges into denial of reality, hype despair, the less time, the more humility, time teaches humility, benefit is the undertaker of mankind, open the soul, how to open the coffin in which you can lie down with your soulmate, I see banality in the crystal ball, self-interest is an unstable metaphor for false truth, it is very difficult for people to pretend to be people, the soul is a hologram of the matrix an interdimensional glitch of the matrix that created the cinema glitch of truth the soul is a retro recording of philosophical nostalgia, philosophical surprises, there is a poop or a bomb, without causal hatred of people this is a true attitude, chaos is a great manipulator of hype despair that balances in itself, secrecy is toned thinking , you see them, they don’t see you, not all seconds are illuminated by consciousness, important moments are hidden by your subconsciousness, a moment of feelings in the void, hidden in this day, the dawn illuminates a new chance, a new day, a cycle of thoughts like a dial, everything is on time, and it's too late, I repeated yesterday, I repeat tomorrow, in reincarnation, I don't care, I repeated now I repeat tomorrow I tell you it's important Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms The organs become your vision, the body system is the bio-spiritual system of the body, it is the key to spirituality as a switch in the heart, the bio-philosophical transformation of the evolution of the absolute unity of all living beings in one happiness. jokes Sheikh's day: he opens the menu: for breakfast: an Asian and a European, for dessert an African, that we have two Europeans for lunch, lunch: two Latin girls, a hearty dinner: girls from different countries. Ignorant man acting like a butch lesbian, damn you doll (bites his lip and paws his thigh). What's the difference between these two, both love beer and football, and go to women. Poetry Sweet tenderness of aesthetics, my thoughts lead to you Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms The painting of illusions our values are someone's imagination lost in infinity, a time loop of self-deception, your soul needs an operation to get you out of there, imitation makes you faceless, you graduated from life's brutal jokes, a fish swimming in the void of consciousness. jokes When you saw her, she salivated or shed a tear, both. All fucked up and bitten, the sex was a success. And how do you manage to wear a chastity belt, my peni plays prison blues on the harmonica, and howls at the moon, like a violent alcoholic in a monkey house. Your chastity belt with an electric shocker, he is in a straitjacket, and you need to charge it in the outlet along with the chastity belt, you can’t take it off, and sometimes this thing doesn’t work, and you fuck the outlet. You cheat on the exam, the fly is also a pocket. Harem of male masturbators. You're an endangered species of boobies. Poetry All my consciousness is filled with you, you are my sex addiction, the dream of eternity, no happiness can replace you, neither time, nor dimension, nor the world, you are infinitely valuable, I automatically fall in love when I see you, it is very important for me to remember and enjoy every second with you, every second is priceless nostalgia, your beauty has a powerful influence on my heart, being with you is higher than bliss and pleasure is love, an infinitely tender feeling in which you dissolve in my love your spirit in the light of my love, I feel infinitely sincere feelings, juicy explosion of passion, my heart is in your power, you are my erogenous zone of lust of passion. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms The trash of egoism in society is growing, robotic machine thinking of egoism, egoism is a cancer of society, puppets believe in illusion, pull the strings of profit, creative people do not sleep, their souls are awake, you are invisible in your country, walk the rope of thoughts where it will lead you own joke, paralyzed puppets gain, Empathy is all-seeing. Anger is not a toilet. Benefit as an unstable matter that does not have a permanent form in chaos. A thought can stretch into an eternity as it turns into a value. Questions give consciousness. Enlightenment is born from suffering is the strength of the spirit. Poems: Beautiful Kazakh woman Dream of infinity, love nostalgia of eternity, I feel only your beauty, inspired by heavenly beauty, I look at you with appetite, your beauty kindles the flame of love devotion, a machine for excitement, round-the-clock observation and contemplation, idolization, around the beauty of pandemonium, a divine phenomenon, in the mind insights, hearts in heaven soaring, love oversaturation, overstrain between the legs, to be with you the desire for infinite happiness, be my sweetness, part, and grace. Instigator of passion, radiance of sensuality in the skin, sensual magnetism of passion, you are like sex from the notes of a saxophone, orgasmic delight, you are like an orgasm that can blow up the whole universe with the power of love, a rich palette of loving feelings, painting of passion, and epic romance, the world is perfect, because that it has you, an endless storm of passion, my eyes insatiably enjoy your beauty, a sweet buzz that causes a severe case of incurable love, every molecule of your body is a tidbit of a masterpiece. You are a mermaid in the ocean of male lust, there is nothing sweeter for my eyes, the prosaic aesthetics of beauty, I am your sex slave, I am your sex toy, love for you is an endless journey that pierces eternity, in unity with you, I don’t even have enough life to describe how much I love you, libido tsunami, testosterone avalanche, sex shock and shock of love for you, fiery hurricane of lust, sweetness of heaven, hot sweetness, sweet aftertaste of nostalgia, spicy cha-cha-cha, erotic goddess of my dreams, your dance can cause rain of sperm, I give you all the energy of love, an endless source of love is like an oasis in which you bathe, memory keeps only you, sweeter fruit like you cannot be found in paradise, groaning from catharsis and euphoria, my soul from the deepest delight flows tears of insight, until the depths of the soul, the energy of love goes into the depths of the subconscious, and flies out of the body in the form of awareness, attraction to you is an extra heavy earthly attraction. magnetic field to your body, the geometric perfection of a masterpiece, the perfect sculpture of genetics, the light of true beauty, a relic of the heart, priceless minutes of eternity with you, orgasmic moans of admiration, I have a daily overdose of love, you are the highest award of heaven, a piercing ray of love, through the heart, billions arguments to love you forever, out of time I keep devotion to you, subconsciously and unconsciously I will love you all my life, the groans of my soul will call you, infinitely beautiful, romantic eternity in thoughts of you, a priceless decoration of the world, reality and life, a special flowering of the soul from love for you, and all eternities can not repeat it, awaken the brutal hunger of passion, increase the gravity of passion, fabulous, erotic, extraterrestrial beauty, you are juicy sex, utopian exoticism of erotica in your body, you are my lust in youth, priceless value in old age, my mind heart and brain and penis under your control, when I see you automatically fall in love with you more and more That is, every time I see you, too divine beauty, quintillion percent of the beauty of the eyes, everything except you is insignificant, you are the meaning of eternity. jokes What a creative lie, damn you are a science fiction writer. Lip gloss on a male TV presenter. TV presenter: and this one, with raspberry flavor and vitamin C, is not too shiny? Make-up artist: No, it's okay. The guy says: repair, repair, oh, I'm a blonde in these matters. No guy, it's your wife who minced you. When you yawn for a long time and you can’t stop, you knock on the table, show indignation with your hands, show that you are eating, and you can’t stop, and you are scared and everything passes. The clitoris is an antenna for gain, men also have an antenna between their legs, her intuition does not work. I'm a master of magic and I'm a bachelor. Where's the dessert? You don't have a stomach, you have a filing cabinet. Girls... they have a bureaucratic heart. The stripper twerk in front of the woman's face. The woman says don't fart. Panoz, there's a hole in the airlock. Yes, I love fat women, I love to lie on the soft. The coccyx is like a usb, it connects to the port of the chair. The quarrel of the couple is an opera competition, a cry of anger, whoever took the note higher than he won, rupture of the larynx. Your brain either increases or decreases ... The brain breathes. Cum right on the face. Girl: what are you looking at. Guy: yes, a documentary. It's just wonderful (new word, compliment) The woman asks where the nearest store is, you answer that it is around the corner, she did not believe it and asked others where the store was. Why didn't she believe me? Is this a social survey? Do you know where the nearest store is now? This is not a girl's flirting, but a prelude to kleptomania. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms WiFi of goodness. jokes Look how creepy alien your wife is without makeup. She stopped embellishing the truth. Hello, why is everyone bald, I bought a hair remover, it is out of order, now there is radiation in the room, you will also be bald. And this is my son, the holy bum. Don't rush pi-pi. Monday is a donut I watch her work with a churn and she milks a cow, yes it is really exciting, there is no other porn in the village. Poetry How I love your teasers (butt and breasts). Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms You need an ulcer in your memory to see the truth. jokes BBW sports running, when two sticks rub against each other, very quickly, you can start a fire, but the cave geyser (squirt) will put out the fire. You can smoke at the end. Where is my jacket, there is a portal to Narnia in the closet, and gnomes, elves, centaurs have dressed up. Shit of life, my most favorite muse. Girl: I haven't had sex in a long time. guy: so what. Girl: you will squeal like a slaughtered pig, it is useless to stop for yourself I do not answer, sing me an aria in falsetto. Don't call the cops, I cut the wires, I won't tell you which key is in my bra. When I'm done, you'll feel like you've been run over by a truck. How to lose weight? Just don't tell me about the bulldozer again. That you will look like the drawing of your dreams. A lonely girl with a glass of wine and a book about a love affair, by the fireplace with a blanket, after a couple of hours all the cosmetics flowed down her face, the book burns in the fireplace, she is all drunk and wrapped herself in a blanket like a shawarma. She is beautiful, I have hearts above my head, no more spermatozoa, they play Russian roulette who will fly out of the gun first. Like electrodes that fly around the atom of the egg. Yes, I understood. The sex was great, girl: your penis seems dead and happy, like a dog with his tongue hanging out, like a sleeping angel, and no defibrillator will revive him, well, there is a shocker. Oh look mistletoe, it’s customary to kiss under it, so you say the hostess hasn’t had sex for a long time, there’s mistletoe everywhere, all over the ceiling, all over the ceilings, oh hell, the door is locked and the windows too, I hear heavy steps. These are the highest technologies of the future of Kazakhstan, you are talking about these stationery, but it is we who will survive the end of the world. Geek sex, my starship is ready to invade, your combat space blaster is loaded, one hundred percent charged baby, you see what a big adapter under the blaster. Girl: oh what a powerful power bank. The combat beam is ready for battle, open the gateway. Girl: yes captain. One continuous usb connection (sex) later. Oh captain, that was action, and the second series will be, the whole season is waiting for you. Turn on the wi-fi in your head why don't you understand me, my other head receives other signals. So much gel on your head, you look like a cast. Girl: I have freckles. Guy: rrr, you are so leopard. The whole body of a naked widow girl in the names of the former. The girl smiled: you're next. Why do you have a mousetrap written over your vagina. And you have nightclub written above your vagina. Because strict face control, and what are you, a cop. Hike to a prostitute, rent in the garage (vagina) is paid. I like being spanked. Fat girl says to the guy: stop spanking my belly. Poetry Not realistically sexy, they just don't exist. You went too far with your hypereroticism, being without you is sex torture, a teasing massage of temptations, you are an orgasmic massage of the genitals. I fell in love to the core. You are like an endless orgasm. Your beauty is a portal to the erotic dimension of passionate love. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich