[A fan] said, 'What can I do to get your attention?' I was like 'Um, just take your clothes off.' She stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security. Robert Pattinson More Quotes by Robert Pattinson More Quotes From Robert Pattinson If you find a girl who reads, keeps her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea (coffee) and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She'll talk as if the characters in the book are real because, for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. Robert Pattinson girlcouplereal Music means freedom to me. But in acting you can pretend to be someone else and I like that. Robert Pattinson musicactingmean I was only given this life because I'm strong enough to live it. Robert Pattinson being-strongstrengthcourage I prefer to be someone who has to confront his many fears instead of someone who has the illusion he doesn't fear anything Robert Pattinson illusion I haven't found one place in the world yet where I could disappear. Robert Pattinson disappearfameworld I'm boring. I stay home, watch TV, and eat a lot of fast food. That's really exciting, isn't it? Robert Pattinson tvshomewatches People who are the most normal are probably the most crazy. Robert Pattinson normalcrazypeople I'm always shocked by the people who I'm attracted to. It's always completely random. I generally like people who are a bit crazy but yeah, that's pretty much my only prerequisite. Robert Pattinson romancecrazypeople Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread. Robert Pattinson burgerswould-befunny I kind of wish people didn’t know who I am, that I could just lie, say I’m a speechwriter for Obama. This is what I said before Twilight. And then Obama came along and picked up all these young writers. I found out this guy, Jon Favreau — who’s not the actor Jon Favreau — is writing for him. And I was like, Wow, I wonder if the people who thought I was bullshitting at the time are like, ‘Oh my god. That guy! That kid who was drunk in some bar actually wrote the health care bill!’ Robert Pattinson twilightwritinglying The link between my brain and my mouth is just not there anymore. Robert Pattinson linksmouthsbrain It's fun to deal with the terror and the huge highs and lows of things. We're still getting massive surprises, anytime there's any Twilight-related event or anything. Robert Pattinson eventstwilightfun Sometimes I think, 'To hell with acting' and then I realize I could be working at a shoe shop. Acting is much cooler. Robert Pattinson shoescareersthinking I always think everything is going to be my last job so every single day is a gift. This whole life is an accident for me. Robert Pattinson whole-lifethinking I think that's just a general English attitude [being abusive]. I did the same thing to famous people. Robert Pattinson attitudepeoplethinking I've never met anyone who's left a comment on anything. It's just demons who live in basements. Robert Pattinson basementsmetsdemon When I was 17 until, I don't know, 20, I had this massive, baseless confidence. This very clear idea of myself and how I would achieve success, which involved making decisions. I saw myself picking up the phone and saying 'Absolutely not' or 'Definitely yes.' Having control. Except you have to figure out whether the way you think at 19 or 20 has any value. And eventually I understood, with all that control, which was probably illusory, I wasn't progressing. So now I'm relinquishing a bit. I'll be a tiny bit naked. Robert Pattinson phonesideasthinking I was really unfit last year, so I worked out for a long time, then spent time by myself in Oregon. For about two months the only person I saw was my trainer. Every day I did a lot of running and I just didn’t want to talk to anyone for two months. So when I started talking again, it was like you would communicate wrongly, like you wouldn’t really remember how to speak. That was one of the key things as well as just reading the book, reading the script a million times, just figuring things out. Robert Pattinson readingrunningbook I was at a small private school in London. I wasn't very academic. My dad said to me, 'OK, you might as well leave, since you're not working very hard'. When I told I him wanted to stay on for my A-levels, he said I'd have to pay my own fees, then he'd pay me back if I got good grades. Robert Pattinson dadlifeschool It's awkward doing it with anybody, but it's like Twister. Robert Pattinson awkwardcareersacting
