A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Dan Quayle More Quotes by Dan Quayle More Quotes From Dan Quayle The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy? Dan Quayle maturitystupidityresponsibility I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe. Dan Quayle libertychristianbelieve If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime. Dan Quayle stupidgivingfunny Much to popular disbelief, horses walking around during the elections with their tails straight up in the air are not showing off their Bush/Quale buttons. Dan Quayle buttonshorseair Happy campers you have been, happy campers you are, and happy campers you will always be. Dan Quayle campershas-beenshappiness I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. Dan Quayle phoenixwittyfunny People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. Dan Quayle impactfunnypeople Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever. Dan Quayle goneforeverfunny Congress should definitely consider decriminalizing possession of marijuana. We should concentrate on prosecuting the rapists and burglars who are a menace to society. Dan Quayle marijuanaweedwar On the security front, the United States must continue to play a leadership role. There simply is not another country in the world that commands the respect or has the capabilities that we do, and we must not shrink from our responsibilities. Dan Quayle responsibilityplaycountry Let me just be very clear that the Republican Party will select a nominee that will beat Bill Clinton. Dan Quayle republicanbillsparty When you make as many speeches and you talk as much as I do and you get away from the text, it's always a possibility to get a few words tangled here and there. Dan Quayle tangledhere-and-therespeech Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here. Dan Quayle usaislandsfunny This is what I say about the scorn of the media elite: I wear their scorn as a badge of honor. Dan Quayle badgesmediahonor We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world. Dan Quayle educationwittyfunny It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. Dan Quayle stupidwittyfunny We have seen pictures [of mars] where there there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe. Dan Quayle sciencemeanbelieve We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America. Dan Quayle opportunityjobsamerica We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. Dan Quayle life-and-lovewittyfunny I deserve respect for the things I did not do. Dan Quayle respectpoliticsfunny
