Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time. Will Cuppy More Quotes by Will Cuppy More Quotes From Will Cuppy Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody! Will Cuppy alligatorsfloridathree I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to work. Will Cuppy help-meoilhelping The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself. Will Cuppy baboonschameleonfaces Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something. Will Cuppy weddingmarriagehome Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it. Will Cuppy orangutansapeslooks Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth. Will Cuppy raceanimalmen The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be. Will Cuppy hippopotamusanimallooks Other countries may boast of this and that, but nobody can touch the United States for poisonous snakes. We have about twenty species, most of them deadly, and Europe has only five or six, none of them much good. We have fifteen kinds of Rattlesnakes alone and nobody else has even one. [Footnote: There is a species in Central and South America, but it probably came from here.] Will Cuppy snakeseuropecountry If you annoy the Hog-nosed Snake enough, he will roll over on his back and play dead. If you turn him right-side up, he will roll over to prove that he is dead... While he is playing dead, you can go straight up to him and step on his head or smash him with a big club. Will Cuppy snakesclubsplay Pliny the Elder perished in 79 A.D. when he refused to flee from the great eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, insisting that everything would be all right. It wasn't. Will Cuppy footnoteseruptionwould-be An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't? Will Cuppy antshotrunning I hear so many things about who I am supposed to be I hardly know what to believe. I am willing to tell all, but what Is it? Doubtless all these myths and legends will be straightened out eventually, but It may take years. Will Cuppy who-i-ambelieveyears I am billed as a humorist, but of course I am a tragedian at heart. Will Cuppy humoristscoursesheart Aristotle maintains that the neck of the Lion is composed of a single bone. Aristotle knew nothing at all about Lions, a circumstance which did not prevent him from writing a good deal on the subject. Will Cuppy neckslionswriting Galvani was mistaken about the amount of electricity in frogs, but he had some good ideas, too, for the galvanometer is named in his honor, and you don't have galvanometers named after you merely for making a mistake about a frog. Will Cuppy honormistakeideas Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal. Will Cuppy normalmaypeople Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour. Will Cuppy marriagewifestrong Ah, well! We live and learn, or, anyway, we live. Will Cuppy wellslive-and-learn Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye. Will Cuppy hummingbirdseyesex The male is colored much more gorgeously than the female so that he can be shot and made into feather embroidery. Will Cuppy embroiderymalesfemale
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