All of my stories are 95 percent truthful. Si Robertson More Quotes by Si Robertson More Quotes From Si Robertson I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea. Si Robertson fleas dynasty butterfly I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own. Si Robertson marriage life funny One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER! Si Robertson hey girl school I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie. Si Robertson pie feet pigs A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find. Si Robertson hunting work night First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. Si Robertson shaving pants gun Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning Si Robertson insult beard lightning When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17. Most people can tell you what 16 says, OK. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son." But they don't know nothin' about 17. It says Jesus didn't come to condemn us. If anybody had a right to condemn someone, it would be the son of God. If he didn't do it, then hey, we definitely are not qualified to do it. Si Robertson people son jesus You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid Si Robertson stupid dog doors Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey. Si Robertson hey mean next-week When security comes, every man for himself Si Robertson every-man-for-himself every-man men What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple. Si Robertson life-is-too-short couple funny I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them. Si Robertson party mom europe God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world. Si Robertson guy taken looks I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal. Si Robertson minefields abnormal america It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control. Si Robertson gun-control gun needs Everybody when they saw it, they said, "Did Willie Nelson sign your hat?" I'd say, "No, that'd be Willie Knucklehead - Robertson, OK?" We were at an event for the fans and I took my hat off and set it down on the couch, and he signed it. I said, "What are you doing, idiot?" He said, "Look, I was in the zone, and you just happened to put your hat in my zone." Si Robertson knuckleheads events fans Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles. Si Robertson obstacles trust-in-god sometimes Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'. Si Robertson dreamer people fall Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family. Si Robertson weirdo thinking
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