Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby More Quotes by Bill Cosby More Quotes From Bill Cosby Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire. Bill Cosby misunderstooduniqueuse Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was when another comedian said to me, 'If you changed color tomorrow, you wouldn't have any material.' He meant it as a put-down, but I took it as a challenge. Bill Cosby colorchallengeshome All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts. Bill Cosby cuttingcitiesamerica Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language. Bill Cosby fatherhoodhelpingchildren I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone. Bill Cosby achievementdisappointmentway No matter what you think-life goes on and the world still turns and the universe has its own story. The most we can do is plan anyway, but understand, be humbled by things greater than ourselves. Bill Cosby life-goes-onuniverseworld When my son was murdered people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said "no, you can't go there. You have to understand that there is a devil and he works 24/7. Whoever murdered our son was with the devil." Bill Cosby devilpeopleson When we look at the settling of America we see a Bible in hand and God. Every Thanksgiving has God and the peacefulness of gratitude. It was important when the Twin Towers were hit and the sorrow with them that the first thing Congress did was sing "God Bless America." Bill Cosby gratitudehandsamerica There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living. There still aren't enough people that say "this should not be." We just let it go. We need to raise a loud voice about our fellow human beings. Bill Cosby loud-voicesupliftingpeople I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior. If you go through a weekly Monday through Friday, it's all there. It's in how people on the sitcoms and cop shows talk to each other. Bill Cosby fridaymondaychildren If you have no faith, you've lost your battle. You can't let things just happen. If you know right from wrong, and you know proof that certain things are true and people are telling you information to guide you and it's good solid information, than you should have it. Bill Cosby battleshould-havepeople In Genesis, it is stated God walked on Earth. He was there on the level. After watching human behavior, he ascended having had enough of us and decided to watch over us instead. Bill Cosby levelsearthwatches My latest blood test said my cholesterol was very high and my doctor recommended some medicine for it. I said "no" to his recommendation and he said "what are you going to do?" I said I ate my way into this and I'm going to eat my way out of it. Bill Cosby doctorsmedicineblood There are stories in the Bible about people telling other people how to do things. When you hear this young man say "we don't give up," that's something human beings who win will tell you every time. Breaks will happen. When they happen, you keep the same mind about what you're doing. It's about we the people getting on with our lives and doing it that way. Bill Cosby dont-give-upgiving-upwinning Every romance does not lead to sex. Bill Cosby romancedoesex Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. Bill Cosby That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked. Bill Cosby A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice. Bill Cosby As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak she gave me a younger brother named Russel, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest. Bill Cosby Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby
