Amie and I had a love that people are lucky to have once in a lifetime, she was positive force in the world, a tireless and unapologetic champion for women, and passionate about her work as a therapist. I am overcome with grief. I would like to thank you in advance for giving Drew Carey and everyone who loved Amie privacy while we try to work through this tragic situation.

Drew Carey

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

design keys goal

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

sarcastic jobs funny

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke. by Drew Carey

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

bourbon tomatoes coke

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

drinking beer funny

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

mom funny father

Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.

medical-insurance beer trying

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

vegas want america

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things a... by Drew Carey

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

overcoming sorry feelings

I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.

teenager writing book

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast. by Drew Carey

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.

good-love good-lovers lovers

Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.

libertarian labels years

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work har... by Drew Carey

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

work-harder competition people

If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn... by Drew Carey

If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

neat frogs miracle

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? Tha... by Drew Carey

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'

halloween mirrors thinking

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriousl... by Drew Carey

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

shows helping

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.

government goal retirement

At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know?

safe feels people

Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.

lines humorous funny

Reality shows always look for the worst people. by Drew Carey

Reality shows always look for the worst people.

reality people looks

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world... by Drew Carey

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

games soccer travel