An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it. Winston Churchill More Quotes by Winston Churchill More Quotes From Winston Churchill Never, never, never give up. Winston Churchill giving-up self-esteem motivational If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost. Winston Churchill judgment lost past Success is never found. Failure is never fatal. Courage is the only thing. Winston Churchill failure courage success The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. Winston Churchill inspiring inspirational life Success in life is the ability to move from one mistake to another without loosing enthusiasm. Winston Churchill enthusiasm mistake moving The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. Winston Churchill patriotism moving-forward leadership I cannot but think we have much to be thankful for, and more still to hope for in the future. Winston Churchill being-thankful hope thinking We (The British) have not journeyed across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we are made of sugar candy. Winston Churchill mountain ocean humorous There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true. Winston Churchill true-friend funny lying The whole history of the world is summed up in the fact that, when nations are strong, they are not always just, and when they wish to be just, they are no longer strong. Winston Churchill strong justice history The American Constitution declares 'All men are born equal.' The British Socialist Party add: 'All men must be kept equal'. Winston Churchill party add men We must build a kind of United States of Europe. Winston Churchill united-states kind europe Mr Churchill, to what do you attribute your success in life? Conservation of energy. Never stand up when you can sit down. And never sit down when you can lie down. Winston Churchill down-and energy lying True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information. Winston Churchill information genius decision The most beautiful voice in the world is that of an educated Southern woman. Winston Churchill voice southern beautiful When a nation has allowed itself to fall under a tyrannical regime, it cannot be absolved from the faults due to the guilt of that regime. Winston Churchill faults guilt fall A nation which has forgotten its past can have no future. Winston Churchill nations forgotten past To be conservative at 20 is heartless and to be a liberal at 60 is plain idiocy. Winston Churchill idiocy heartless conservative ...to win by one is enough. Winston Churchill enough winning Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. Winston Churchill graduation inspirational life