And before you ask, no, you're not driving, Myrnin. I remember the last time." "That accident was not my fault." "You were the only one on the road, and the mailbox actually didn't leap out in front of you. No arguments. You sit in the back, too. Rachel Caine More Quotes by Rachel Caine More Quotes From Rachel Caine Mind the dead man, my dear. Rachel Caine dead-man mind men You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer? Rachel Caine vampire computer made I’m avampire. I havesecret powers ,” he said with a full-on fake Transylvanian accent, which he dropped to say, “Actually, your mom let me in. Rachel Caine accents fake mom It's only a hunting spider, it won't hurt you." -Myrnin "So not the point!" -Claire "Oh, pish. It's just another living creature. Nothing to be frightened of, if handled properly. I think I'll call him Bob. Bob the spider." -Myrnin "You're insane." -Claire Rachel Caine hunting hurt thinking Oliver . . . well. Who knew if Oliver’s problem was the disease or just a bad attitude? Rachel Caine disease problem attitude You were right,” she said. “You were always right, about everything. And I will always love you, Sam. Forever. Rachel Caine said forever love-you Bouncing in hoppy little circles like a demented Goth bunny. Rachel Caine bunnies circles littles She smacked him so hard his momma felt it. Rachel Caine morganville-vampires momma felt Cliare: "You know what? I need you right now." Shane:"Now?" Claire: "Right now." Shane: "Oh, that's so exactly what I was going to say." *dropping C. to the bed.* Claire: "Jinxies Rachel Caine need-you bed needs Harte sent one of her revived men after him, and Pat sent him back in boxes. Rachel Caine boxes men One should never create tension between one's footwear. Rachel Caine footwear tension should So, been attacked by any vampires yet?" "Not one." "Zombies? Giant spiders? Water monsters?" It's been really quiet on the supernatural front" "Too bad, 'cause I got attacked by a devil dog. It was not awesome. Rachel Caine zombie dog water I don't matter here, Shane. I feel like I just don't matter. Stupid, right?" "No," he said. He sounded so gentle it broke her heart. "It's how most people feel most of the time, Claire. You've grown up being special, and this is how most people live their lives...on their own, unnoticed. And they get used to that feeling. It's just new for you. Rachel Caine stupid heart people It made her eyes fill up with tears, and she for a few more minutes starting it over, replaying it, watching his lips say the words: "We can be lonely together. Rachel Caine tears lonely eye I Promise," Shane said. "You'd better, jerkface," Eve said. "How's the head?" "Taped. It's fine, chicks dig scars. Wait, did you just call me jerkface? Are we back in grade school?" "I love you," Eve said. He closed his moth, fast, because obviously that was not what he'd expected. "I, uh, okay, love you too. Can we stop that? It's uncomfortable." "Jerkface." "Much better. Rachel Caine waiting love-you school I paused in the act of opening the door and looked at him with what were probably cartoon-wide eyes. "Wait a second," I said. "So, you're best friends with a hot vampire chick who likes leather." "Yeah." "And together, you fight crime?" I couldn't help it. I cracked up. Rachel Caine fighting eye doors Claire, I-Look, my life is one long series of screw-ups and bad decisions, and I know that. I own that. But you...I just want you to be happy. And it cuts me when you're not." "I'm happy with you." She heard the smile in his voice this time. "So what do you really want? A storybook life in Vampireville, with your life on the line every day and a half?" "I'm considering it," she said. And she was. Rachel Caine cutting voice long Shane said, "Don't worry. I'll protect you." Claire hit him in the shoulder. "I don't need you to protect me." "Then why am I going first?" "So you can take the first punch while I throw the second?" "So I'm bait? Ouch. You've been in Morganville way too long, girl. Rachel Caine girl worry long Glad it was you and not me," Shane said, and offered Myrin a hand up. "Any brain damage?" "Since the bullet actually passed through his brain, then yes, idiot boy, there's certainly brain damage," Oliver said. "It will pass. His brain's the least fragile thing about him." "You say the nicest things," Myrin said. He was slurring his words, and he threw an arm around Oliver's neck. "Marry me. Rachel Caine hands-up brain boys We can be lonely together Rachel Caine lonely together