And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass? Spider Robinson More Quotes by Spider Robinson More Quotes From Spider Robinson Sexual intercourse vests no property rights. Spider Robinson vestsintercourserights God is an iron... and that's a hot one. Spider Robinson ironhot The day Apollo 11 landed, I knew men would walk on Mars in my lifetime. I'm no longer nearly so sure. The last budget put forward in Canada contained not a penny for Mars. Spider Robinson apollomarsmen To be human : to strive in the face of the certainty of failure. Spider Robinson facesadvicelife A beginning is the end of something, always. Spider Robinson ends To all the Callahan's Places there ever were or ever will be, whatever they may be called — and to all the merry maniacs and happy fools who are fortunate enough to stumble into one: may none of them arrive too late! Spider Robinson foolmaytoo-late Art takes whatever - and as long as - it takes. Spider Robinson longart It's always coldest before the warm. Spider Robinson warm It took a couple of hundred million years to develop a thinking ape and you want a smart one in a lousy few hundred thousand? Spider Robinson smartcouplethinking Time didn't pass; it tailgated. Spider Robinson ...I know good design when I fail to trip over it. Spider Robinson over-itdesignfailing Dreams should be forgotten when we wake. Or one day we will find ourselves unable to sleep. Spider Robinson one-daydreamsleep The whole world turns upside down in ten years, but you turn upside down with it. Spider Robinson upside-downworldyears Information can't be put in any container that isn't leaky. Spider Robinson assessmentinformationteaching We did make use, from time to time, of candles, neckties, scarves, shoelaces, a little water-color paintbrush, her hairbrush, butter, whipped cream, strawberry jam, Johnson’s Baby Oil, my Swedish hand vibrator, a fascinating bead necklace she had, miscellaneous common household items, and every molecule of flesh that was exposed to air or could be located with strenuous search. Spider Robinson airbabyhands In 1971, after seven years in college, with that magic piece of paper clutched triumphantly in my fist, the best job I was able to get was night watchman on a sewer project in Babylon, N.Y. guarding a hole in the ground to prevent anyone from stealing it. God bless the American educational system! Spider Robinson educationaljobsnight And there's this place called college! I mean, they want you to care, dig it, care about this education trip, and they don't care enough themselves to make it as attractive as the crap game across the street! Spider Robinson collegegamesmean Me, I have a science fiction writer's conviction that the damn robot is supposed to speak Spider Robinson robotswayfiction If you've lived a bad life, they send you to Hell. But if you've been truly wicked, they give you a tour of Spider Robinson wickedgivingheaven I'm going to live forever, or die trying ! Spider Robinson suicideforeverdeath
