And what's the Internet without the rick-roll? Linus Torvalds More Quotes by Linus Torvalds More Quotes From Linus Torvalds A computer is like air conditioning - it becomes useless when you open Windows Linus Torvalds computeruselessair Most of the good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program. Linus Torvalds programworkfun Talk is cheap. Show me the code. Linus Torvalds coderslinuxprogramming Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems. Linus Torvalds microsofttechnologyevil Theory and practice sometimes clash. And when that happens, theory loses. Every single time. Linus Torvalds theorypracticesometimes I like offending people, because I think people who get offended should be offended. Linus Torvalds offendingpeoplethinking Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it. Linus Torvalds mirrorsrealmen Modern PCs are horrible. ACPI is a complete design disaster in every way. But we're kind of stuck with it. If any Intel people are listening to this and you had anything to do with ACPI, shoot yourself now, before you reproduce. Linus Torvalds designlisteningpeople Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done. Linus Torvalds programmingintelligencedone Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships. Linus Torvalds datastructureworry All operating systems sucks, but Linux just sucks less Linus Torvalds operating-systemslinux Avoiding complexity reduces bugs. Linus Torvalds programmingbugssimplicity If Microsoft ever does applications for Linux it means I've won. Linus Torvalds linuxmicrosoftmean The fact that ACPI was designed by a group of monkeys high on LSD, and is some of the worst designs in the industry obviously makes running it at any point pretty damn ugly. Linus Torvalds groupsdesignrunning I'm not a big believer in revolutions. What people call revolutions in technology were more of a shift in perception - from big machines to PC's (the technology just evolved, fairly slowly at that), and from PC's to the internet. The next "revolution" is going to be the same thing - not about the technology itself being revolutionary, but a shift in how you look at it and how you use it. Linus Torvalds technologyperceptionpeople C++ is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much easier to generate total and utter crap with it. Linus Torvalds languageusefacts Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter what the circumstances. Linus Torvalds shootingfunnyscience Nobody actually creates perfect code the first time around, except me. But there's only one of me. Linus Torvalds first-timeperfectfirsts Don't hurry your code. Make sure it works well and is well designed. Don't worry about timing. Linus Torvalds timingwellsworry Those that can, do. Those that can't, complain. Linus Torvalds live-bycomplainingcan-do
