At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider? Karl Pilkington More Quotes by Karl Pilkington More Quotes From Karl Pilkington A dog has got human eyes. Karl Pilkington eye humans dog People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option? Karl Pilkington regret kids people We all just want to sit on our ass. Karl Pilkington ass want We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about Karl Pilkington stuff needs We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species... Karl Pilkington bears worry people Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot. Karl Pilkington pigeons walks wings There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it. Karl Pilkington idiot world The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top. Karl Pilkington four pyramids sides A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. Karl Pilkington slugs insects lonely I'm just sayin', I don't like fun. Karl Pilkington just-sayin fun I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. Karl Pilkington changed party exciting I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really. Karl Pilkington can-do thinking People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this. Karl Pilkington writing believe people You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge. Karl Pilkington rubbish ifs The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money. Karl Pilkington holiday causes goes-on I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there. Karl Pilkington ocean goes-on watches I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt. Karl Pilkington mosquitoes gorillas weather I could eat a knob at night. Karl Pilkington knobs night I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting. Karl Pilkington cake dark thinking It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it. Karl Pilkington mates annoyed want
