Better late than never."-Dork Diaries Rachel Renée Russell More Quotes by Rachel Renée Russell More Quotes From Rachel Renée Russell Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries Rachel Renée Russell magic dream diaries Let your inner DORK shine through. Rachel Renée Russell dork shining You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT Rachel Renée Russell bridges rivers baby STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk) 2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness) 1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture) 1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color) 1/4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity) Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature Use liberally as needed Makes 4 to 5 cups Rachel Renée Russell eggs home school So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES! Rachel Renée Russell circus freak enough Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell. Rachel Renée Russell diaries book thinking In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS! Rachel Renée Russell sneakers cute baby Wine intoxicates for a time, but the end is bitterness. Rachel Renée Russell bitterness wine ends BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max"). Rachel Renée Russell roaches max names