Quotes by Funny Friend Life is so much friendlier with two. A. A. Milne life-is funny-friend two Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend. Agatha Christie old-friends literature funny-friend True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd, Alexander Pope true-friend funny-friend friendship Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul. Ambrose Bierce funny-friend weather friendship If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them Andy Borowitz google funny-friend people I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you. Ann Richards hurt funny-friend friendship Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces. Austin O'Malley funny-friend friendship two There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other. Bing Crosby bad-friend funny-friend friendship I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. Bob Hope hate inspiration funny-friend You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time. Brian Andreas mets funny-friend long Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family. Bruce White our-family funny-friend giving Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried. Charles Caleb Colton horse wife funny-friend I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? Christian Slater worst-enemy funny-friend friendship I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way. Edgar Guest funny-friend friendship mean Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Elie Wiesel true-friend funny-friend friendship I don't believe in things like that - fairies or brownies or magic or anything. It's old-fashioned.' 'Well, we must be jolly old-fashioned then,' said Bessie. 'Because we not only believe in the Faraway Tree and love our funny friends there, but we go to see them too - and we visit the lands at the top of the Tree as well! Enid Blyton land funny-friend believe It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did. F. Scott Fitzgerald literature funny-friend love I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. Euripides hate funny-friend friendship When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative. Francis Bacon funny-friend loss men Without friends the world is but a wilderness. Francis Bacon wilderness funny-friend world 123»