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Life is so much friendlier with two. by A. A. Milne

Life is so much friendlier with two.

A. A. Milne
life-is funny-friend two
Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend. by Agatha Christie

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.

Agatha Christie
old-friends literature funny-friend
True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd, by Alexander Pope

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,

Alexander Pope
true-friend funny-friend friendship
Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only o... by Ambrose Bierce

Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.

Ambrose Bierce
funny-friend weather friendship
If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects th... by Andy Borowitz

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Andy Borowitz
google funny-friend people
I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, b... by Ann Richards

I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

Ann Richards
hurt funny-friend friendship
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show y... by Austin O'Malley

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

Austin O'Malley
funny-friend friendship two

There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.

Bing Crosby
bad-friend funny-friend friendship
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter... by Bob Hope

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Bob Hope
hate inspiration funny-friend

You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time.

Brian Andreas
mets funny-friend long

Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family.

Bruce White
our-family funny-friend giving

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.

Charles Caleb Colton
horse wife funny-friend
I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the di... by Christian Slater

I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?

Christian Slater
worst-enemy funny-friend friendship

I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way.

Edgar Guest
funny-friend friendship mean
Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. by Elie Wiesel

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.

Elie Wiesel
true-friend funny-friend friendship

I don't believe in things like that - fairies or brownies or magic or anything. It's old-fashioned.' 'Well, we must be jolly old-fashioned then,' said Bessie. 'Because we not only believe in the Faraway Tree and love our funny friends there, but we go to see them too - and we visit the lands at the top of the Tree as well!

Enid Blyton
land funny-friend believe

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.

F. Scott Fitzgerald
literature funny-friend love
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. by Euripides

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.

Euripides
hate funny-friend friendship

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.

Francis Bacon
funny-friend loss men
Without friends the world is but a wilderness. by Francis Bacon

Without friends the world is but a wilderness.

Francis Bacon
wilderness funny-friend world
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