Boo-hoo. Help me, I'm a girl. What kind of modern woman are you? A smart one. Eoin Colfer More Quotes by Eoin Colfer More Quotes From Eoin Colfer I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared. Eoin Colfer scared would-be clever A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums. Eoin Colfer cds technology museums You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you. Eoin Colfer imagination trouble knows Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know. Eoin Colfer confidence cocky humorous The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one series is over; you're going to go and find something else. Eoin Colfer hooked over-you reading A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. Eoin Colfer monkeys optimistic moon I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. Eoin Colfer bed two kids I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots. Eoin Colfer tag names people Oh, I'm crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I've got them all, but most of all, I'm crazy about you. Eoin Colfer psychosis crazy personality No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world. Eoin Colfer males trying men Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries. Eoin Colfer different men looks You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it. This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by. Eoin Colfer passion fire thinking Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares! Eoin Colfer who-cares steel looks There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone that reads 'He Loved Everything About His Life, Especially the Dying Bit at the End'. Eoin Colfer happy-endings dying culture Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional. Eoin Colfer middle lasts firsts They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame. Eoin Colfer tunnels gone boys She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.' 'That will be her undoing,' Artemis gasped, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. 'Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.' 'I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?' said Holly. Eoin Colfer hollies priorities suffering The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese. Eoin Colfer theory-of-evolution dams cheese Nobody's death is impending." ..."Well technically everyone's death is impending. Eoin Colfer wells Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss. Eoin Colfer bliss ignorance sometimes
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