But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot. Karl Pilkington More Quotes by Karl Pilkington More Quotes From Karl Pilkington Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face. Karl Pilkington fishingexpressionfaces Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that. Karl Pilkington mediajobspeople I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling. Karl Pilkington whalesfeelingsgiving I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit. Karl Pilkington runningmeanpeople Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe. Karl Pilkington woodsgreensafe Treat the world like a head. Karl Pilkington treatsworld My brain's just full of passwords. Karl Pilkington passwordsbrain Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes. Karl Pilkington blindeyepeople It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep. Karl Pilkington eyeifs Your dreams should never be better than your real life Karl Pilkington realshoulddream If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good Karl Pilkington wrinklesifsworry It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger? Karl Pilkington fingersstills There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly Karl Pilkington abilityantsneeds They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo. Karl Pilkington pebbleslondonglasses I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like. Karl Pilkington relatableproblemshould Stop looking at the walls, look out the window. Karl Pilkington walllookswindow With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one. Karl Pilkington twinslittlesfunny I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for Karl Pilkington who-i-amstupidideas If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared. Karl Pilkington twobookyears I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you? Karl Pilkington just-do-itknows
