Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned. Laurell K. Hamilton More Quotes by Laurell K. Hamilton More Quotes From Laurell K. Hamilton Never criticize, unless you can do a better job. Laurell K. Hamilton criticize can-do jobs If you're dressed for my funeral, it's too casual. If it's just street clothes, then you must be scaring the tourists. Laurell K. Hamilton tourists clothes funeral Mercy will get you killed, but sometimes it's all that makes us human. Laurell K. Hamilton humans mercy sometimes It would be nice if you’d stop almost killing me because you don’t want to screw other people. Laurell K. Hamilton nice would-be want They be crazier than we are. Laurell K. Hamilton anita-blake Besides I'm a sucker for a pair of pretty eyes. Laurell K. Hamilton pretty-eyes pairs eye Most hatred is based on fear, one way or another. Laurell K. Hamilton hate hatred way If you keep a gun in your purse, you get killed, because no woman can find anything in her purse in under twelve minutes. It's a rule. Laurell K. Hamilton purses twelve gun That kiss was really nice you know before you...bit me, but it was still nice. Laurell K. Hamilton kissing stills nice was a clear, pale blue like the eyes of a Siberian husky dog. Human beings just didn't have eyes like that. Laurell K. Hamilton eye dog blue I'm very judgmental person. It's one of my faults. Laurell K. Hamilton judgmental-person judgmental faults Anita can speak for herself," Richard said. Jean-Claude's attention flicked back to me. "That is certainly true. But I came to see how the two of you enjoyed the play." "And pigs fly," I said. "You don't believe me?" "Not hardly," I said. Laurell K. Hamilton play pigs believe Oh, ma petite, you are growing gargantuan." I looked at him and it was not a friendly look. "Never tease a woman about her weight, Jean-Claude. At least not an American twentieth-century one." He Spread his hands wide. "My deepest apologies." "When you apologize, try not to smile at the same time. It ruins the effect. Laurell K. Hamilton apology trying hands I got out my jar of ointment. I knew animators who had special containers for the ointment. Crockery, hand-blown glass, mystical symbols carved into the sides. I used an old Mason jar that had once held Grandma Blake's green beans. Larry fished out a peanut butter jar with the label still on it. Extra-crunchy. Yum-Yum. Laurell K. Hamilton glasses grandma hands That's what you get for telling the truth. Someone calls you a liar. Most people will accept a likely lie to an unlikely truth. In fact, they prefer it. Laurell K. Hamilton liars lying people True power comes when others offer it to you and you merely accept it as a gift, not as the spoils of some personal war. Laurell K. Hamilton accepting power war You can never have too much coffee”, I said He turned and smiled at me. “You think so, but the rest of us get a little OD’ed on your level of caffeine. Laurell K. Hamilton levels coffee thinking You either mellow at 30, or your head explodes - take your choice. Laurell K. Hamilton mellow choices Personally I didn't believe God had a private torture chamber. Hell was being cut off from God, cut off from his power, his energy, Him. Laurell K. Hamilton cutting energy believe Always having to have the last word is a bad trait. Pisses people off. Laurell K. Hamilton last-words lasts people
