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Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning? The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you? Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Mrs. Landingham. What age would that be, Toby? Late twenties? Atta boy.

Aaron Sorkin
sarcasm morning boys

Don't consider sarcasm the 'be-all' and 'end-all' of verbal intercourse. Far too many people place way too much importance on the sarcasm instead of the talking, in and of itself, as a precious shared experience between people.

Adam Rifkin
sarcasm talking people

Krzhizhanovsky wanted to perform imaginary experiments with the nature of time and space. Outside, in the streets, the Communist state was busy performing such experiments for real. In response, Krzhizhanovsky's prose has a recklessly unstable tone in which delighted examination of impossible worlds can slip into ferocious political sarcasm.... It is a method for investigating how much unreality reality can bear.

Adam Thirlwell
sarcasm space real
Some people approach every problem with an open mouth. by Adlai E. Stevenson

Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.

Adlai E. Stevenson
sarcasm sarcastic inspirational

Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is a fascinating monster. I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet.

Alanis Morissette
sarcasm birthday thinking

Few authors are so interesting as their work - they generally reserve their wit or trenchant sarcasm for their books.

Alec-Tweedie
sarcasm book interesting
I like sarcasm. I like snark. by Alexis Ohanian

I like sarcasm. I like snark.

Alexis Ohanian
sarcasm
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the inco... by Alfred A. Knopf, Sr.

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.

Alfred A. Knopf, Sr.
sarcasm sarcastic men

There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also there are more injuries at a football game.

Alfred Hitchcock
sarcasm sarcastic football
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk... by Allan Sloan

I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.

Allan Sloan
sarcasm sarcastic writing

A lot of people try to use sarcasm to flirt, and it tends not to read well. Most people who are successful at flirting do so via instant message instead of email. The best way to flirt is to care deeply about whatever your date is saying and to focus all of your attention on him or her. Ask thoughtful questions. Take a keen interest in the conversation. Be enthusiastic.

Amy Webb
thoughtful sarcasm successful
Why have computers? Politicians are far more calculating. by Andre Brie

Why have computers? Politicians are far more calculating.

Andre Brie
sarcasm computer sarcastic

The atmosphere of Venus consists of ammonia, sulfur, and nitric oxide. Man must have lived there once.

Andre Brie
sarcasm sarcastic men
Crime is rampant. We even steal away from responsibility. by Andre Brie

Crime is rampant. We even steal away from responsibility.

Andre Brie
sarcasm sarcastic responsibility

I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is 'sarcasm.' In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life.

Andrea Fay Friedman
sarcasm daughter thinking
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I a... by Andy Rooney

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

Andy Rooney
peppers sarcasm sarcastic

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Andy Rooney
sarcasm sarcastic food
Irish was a man of parts even if some of them didn't work too wel... by Angela Carter

Irish was a man of parts even if some of them didn't work too well.

Angela Carter
sarcasm work men

From a private gentlewoman you have made me first a marchioness, then a queen; and, as you can raise me no higher in the world, you are now sending me to be a saint in Heaven.

Anne Boleyn
sarcasm queens heaven
a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rag... by Anne Bosworth Greene

a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage.

Anne Bosworth Greene
sarcasm sarcastic expression
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