Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers. Will Rogers More Quotes by Will Rogers More Quotes From Will Rogers We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. Will Rogers laughterhappinessinspirational You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles. Will Rogers healingexercisebrain Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. Will Rogers sunsetpolitical-willwitty Always drink upstream from the herd. Will Rogers leadershipdrinkingfunny When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. Will Rogers surpriselessonsgiving We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity. Will Rogers punishmentpolicegiving You must never tell a thing. You must illustrate it. We learn through Will Rogers through-the-eyeseye If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. Will Rogers motivationalinspirationallove We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. Will Rogers rightsinspirationalcivilization You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. My only solution would be to keep em both out one term and hire my good friend Henry Ford to run the whole thing, and give him a commission on what he saves us. Will Rogers good-friendpartyrunning That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for -- to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury. Will Rogers congresstoo-muchgovernment I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money. Will Rogers back-whenwisdomway The crime of taxation is not in the taking it, it's in the way that it's spent. Will Rogers taxationcrimeway See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who have lost part of their fortune, but our whole history records nary a case where the loan was for the man who had absolutely nothing. Our theory is to help only those who can get along, even if they don't get a loan. Will Rogers mistakementwo Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker Game, why is your Banker the richest man in your Town? Why is your Bank the biggest and finest building in your Town? Instead of passing Bills to make borrowing easy, if Congress had passed a Bill that no Person could borrow a cent of Money from any other person, they would have gone down in History as committing the greatest bit of Legislation in the World. Will Rogers businessmenthinking Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. Will Rogers humorouswittyfunny Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation. Will Rogers communismpracticetwo Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse. Will Rogers modern-lifegoes-onyears The best way out of a difficulty is through it. Will Rogers cowboydifficultyway I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. Will Rogers atheistwinterthinking
