Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart. Brian Celio More Quotes by Brian Celio More Quotes From Brian Celio I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever. Brian Celio write own my-own clever Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat. Brian Celio just-because person someone you True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't. Brian Celio true will admit friends He has your finger, but I have your heart. Brian Celio finger your he heart Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure. Brian Celio over tough pressure work I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous. Brian Celio rather imagine praying life A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both. Brian Celio democrats you republican government I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed? Brian Celio eat every-day eyes day Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool! Brian Celio cause me fool hate Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source. Brian Celio same true lost love The only way to get under me is to get over yourself. Brian Celio yourself only me way What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found? Brian Celio back you hate love Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both. Brian Celio some-people peace hands people Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel. Brian Celio forced me divorce technology As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone. Brian Celio miss than hurts someone Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris. Brian Celio need understand work needs Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own. Brian Celio door down building success Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary. Brian Celio word dictionary hate I'll take a redrum with a rellik please. Brian Celio take please Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both. Brian Celio room say unity individuality
