Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes? George Gobel More Quotes by George Gobel More Quotes From George Gobel If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one George Gobel moneydogfunny Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes? George Gobel tuxedosshoesfeelings I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. George Gobel drunkdrinkingbeer My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. George Gobel unclesdrinkingwork When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye. George Gobel saying-goodbyepartygoodbye College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. George Gobel teenagerinspirationalschool If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice. George Gobel inventorinventionanimal Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is. George Gobel tomorrowenoughtoday Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar. George Gobel barsplaygolf If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. George Gobel watchingwereelectricitytelevision Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes? George Gobel feelingyoushoesworld
