Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples. Graham Chapman More Quotes by Graham Chapman More Quotes From Graham Chapman We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing! Graham Chapman endslost Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply. Graham Chapman kilimanjaroclimbstricky I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am. Graham Chapman funinspirationalcountry You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. Graham Chapman todaycountrypeople We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing! Graham Chapman holy-grailknightschange You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians. Graham Chapman silenceanimalpeople We found that we didn't have much problem with him [J.C.], it was his followers we found questionable. Graham Chapman followersproblemfound Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Graham Chapman holy-grailgovernmentlying Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon. Graham Chapman perfectly-normalphenomenonmedical I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Graham Chapman peasantsholy-grailmean Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok. Graham Chapman meaning-of-lifelordprayer This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot. Graham Chapman rest-in-peacewould-bedeath McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories. McGough: Really? When? Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time... Graham Chapman sorryonce-upon-a-timeworry It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others. Graham Chapman alarmsnicelooks At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before. Graham Chapman hammersnightfather Oh, you're in television! That's interesting. No, I mean, the word television is interesting. It's a hybrid, you see: tele- comes from the greek, and -vision comes from the latin. It should have been either "telerama", or "procolvision". Graham Chapman should-havelatinmean One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air. Graham Chapman creaturesairsheep Always look on the bright side of life. Graham Chapman good-as-it-getspositive-attitudepositivity Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love. Graham Chapman interviewsbedbreakfast Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Graham Chapman migratesuggestingcoconuts
