Dying in the line of duty is heroic, but dying while unemployed i... by Tsugumi Ohba

Dying in the line of duty is heroic, but dying while unemployed is just stupid.

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There are no nudists in cold areas. by Tsugumi Ohba

There are no nudists in cold areas.

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There are going to be times when you learn more about the world you’re entering and feel defeated when you see the gap between the ideal and the reality… But that’s something we’ll all face. The people that face those obstacles and overcome them are people whose dreams come true.

dream success reality

Just because I am alone, does not mean I am lonely. I am not you. by Tsugumi Ohba

Just because I am alone, does not mean I am lonely. I am not you.

lonely doe mean

Kira is evil ... There's no denying that ... But lately I've been starting to think of it more like this ... The real evil is the power to kill people. Someone who finds himself with that power is cursed. No matter how you use it, anything obtained by killing people can never bring true happiness.

real people thinking

The most intelligent people disguise the fact that they are intelligent. Wise men do not wear name tags. The more people talk about their own skills, the more desperate they are—their work should speak for itself.

intelligent wise work

If I become the most popular author in jump, please give me the r... by Tsugumi Ohba

If I become the most popular author in jump, please give me the right to end one manga I hate.

hate ends giving

What the hell am I doing...? Escape holding myself as a hostage...? I won't be able to make it like that.

hell able stupid

College is fun as long as you don't die. by Tsugumi Ohba

College is fun as long as you don't die.

college fun long

In my hands the means... In my heart the will. by Tsugumi Ohba

In my hands the means... In my heart the will.

heart mean hands

Manga just needs to be interesting. If it is than it will get ser... by Tsugumi Ohba

Manga just needs to be interesting. If it is than it will get serialized.

ifs interesting needs

I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret. --L (Death... by Tsugumi Ohba

I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret. --L (Death Note)

death-note secret giving

Nobody can tell what is right and what is wrong; what is righteous and what is evil. Even if there is a god and I had his teachings right before me, I would think it through and decide if that was right or wrong myself.

if-there-is-a-god teaching thinking

Mogi: Greg Parker left the hideout a while ago and bought a large amount of food. He's heading back to the hideout now. And I've been able to ascertain that he purchased multiple boxes of the same brand chocolate. Aizowa: That clinches it. Ide: It feels a little strange that chocolate is the deciding factor here.

able chocolate littles

You're just a crazy murderer who's confused himself with a god...... by Tsugumi Ohba

You're just a crazy murderer who's confused himself with a god.... nothing more, nothing less.

murderer confused crazy

No one can tell what is righteous and what is wrong, what is good... by Tsugumi Ohba

No one can tell what is righteous and what is wrong, what is good and what is evil.

righteous evil

I gained another friend. by Tsugumi Ohba

I gained another friend.

L, do you know reapers (shinigami) only eat apples? by Tsugumi Ohba

L, do you know reapers (shinigami) only eat apples?

reaper apples knows

I will reign over a new world! by Tsugumi Ohba

I will reign over a new world!

death-note reign world

... Besides it's better to have Miyoshi around. You and me have a been together since Jr. High. Without her around people might think we're gay.

gay people thinking

The iron heart that does not bleed The iron wing that does not br... by Tsugumi Ohba

The iron heart that does not bleed The iron wing that does not break They exist, here and now

iron heart wings