Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it. Will Rogers More Quotes by Will Rogers More Quotes From Will Rogers It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it. Will Rogers awfulpoliticalpeople You never get a second chance to make a first impression. Will Rogers educationalbasketballinspirational It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so. Will Rogers libertarianlibertymen Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals Will Rogers takeninspirationanimal Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge. Will Rogers investigationamusementgovernment I'm not a member of an organized party. I'm a Democrat. Will Rogers memberspoliticsparty You must judge a man's greatness by how much he will be missed. Will Rogers greatnessbusinessmen Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. Will Rogers hilariousparentingfunny Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. Will Rogers politicspoliticalwould-be He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone. Will Rogers governmentpresidentpeople When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds. Will Rogers boundsignoranceknows There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long. Will Rogers politicslonghands What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more. Will Rogers bitsenoughlittles This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. Will Rogers inspirationbabycountry The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem. Will Rogers problemknowspeople I don't think either one of them knows what it's all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing but just looking towards the next election. Will Rogers politicssidesthinking The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved. Will Rogers wisdomlossmen We had a great lunch. Senator Capper paid for it. The Republican pays, as usual. And everything that the Democrats are doin' now, the Republicans pay for it. Everybody asks me, "Will, how long is this going to go on, spending all this money and everything going like this?" I says, "Well, it will go on just as long as the Republicans has got any money. That's all I know about it." Will Rogers lunchusuallong The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so. Will Rogers americapeoplethinking This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler. Will Rogers businesswould-beworld
