Fans, don't fail to miss tomorrow's game. Dizzy Dean More Quotes by Dizzy Dean More Quotes From Dizzy Dean If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time. Dizzy Dean julyteamfishing Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat. Dizzy Dean advertisingbeatsbreakfast The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean ballshumorouseye Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss? Dizzy Dean pitchingmissing-youson It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there? Dizzy Dean fillingpitchingoil It ain't bragging if you can do it. Dizzy Dean braggingifscan-do I know who's the best pitcher I ever see and it's old Satchel Paige, that big lanky colored boy. My fastball looks like a change of pace alongside that little pistol bullet ole Satchel (Paige) shoots up to the plate. Dizzy Dean paceboyslooks I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is? Dizzy Dean pitchinghellused Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball. Dizzy Dean baseballteacherkids I only went to the third grade because my father only went to the fourth and I didn't want to pass him. Dizzy Dean third-gradewantfather Me and Paul (Dean) will probably win forty games (they won forty-nine). Dizzy Dean pitchinggameswinning He (Branch Rickey) must think I went to the Massachesetts Constitution of Technology. Dizzy Dean branchestechnologythinking He (Bill Terry) once hit a ball between my legs so hard that my center-fielder caught it on the fly backing up against the wall. Dizzy Dean legsballswall The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean baseballstupidfunny I won twenty-eight games in thirty-five and I couldn't believe my eyes when the Cards sent me a contract with a cut in salary. Mr. Rickey said I deserved a cut because I didn't win thirty games. Dizzy Dean cuttingeyebelieve It ain't braggin' if you really done it. Dizzy Dean doneifsinspirational The Cards had one pitcher who won fourteen straight games in a period of twenty-four days. Then when he lost his fifteenth game 1-0, his manager fined him fifty bucks. Dizzy Dean twentiesgamescards I was blessed with a strong arm and a weak mind. Dizzy Dean strongblessedmind I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why. Dizzy Dean pitchingdelaysticks Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world. Dizzy Dean pitchingplayworld
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