For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money. Louis C. K. More Quotes by Louis C. K. More Quotes From Louis C. K. A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together. Louis C. K. creating movie struggle I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be. Louis C. K. children I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning. Louis C. K. verbs life-is thinking I just always loved comedy and I really wanted to be good at it. And it was heartbreaking, 'cause I started and I wasn't good at it. I was only 17-years-old, so I had a lot to learn about life in general. But I just kept on trying. I was young enough and stupid enough and I had no other choice. I had nothing else I was good at. Louis C. K. choices stupid years Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head. Louis C. K. naps trying sometimes You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience. Louis C. K. audience talking I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter. Louis C. K. insomnia sleep life You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease. Louis C. K. disease heart numbers I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody, fall in love and get married. Then get divorced. Because that's the best part. Divorce is forever! It really actually is. Marriage is for how long you can hack it. But divorce just gets stronger like a piece of oak. Nobody ever says 'oh, my divorce is falling apart, it's over, I can't take it.' Louis C. K. divorce falling-in-love love-is Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. Louis C. K. did-you-know knows people I was an awkward kid. Louis C. K. awkward kids I like all ladies of all different ages. Louis C. K. different-ages different age I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff. Louis C. K. laughing people way The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better. Louis C. K. dont-give-up get-better giving-up I love comedians. They're my community. Louis C. K. comedian community I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?' Louis C. K. people past thinking I grew up in a generation that had exponential technological advances. Louis C. K. grew generations grew-up Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt. Louis C. K. hurt sorry funny I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard. Louis C. K. lasts lying years I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money. Louis C. K. want giving people