France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.' Helen Rowland More Quotes by Helen Rowland More Quotes From Helen Rowland To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Helen Rowland funny-relationship being-happy love The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. Helen Rowland funny-women excitement sarcastic Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. Helen Rowland marriage kissing miracle When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. Helen Rowland divorce single marriage True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity. Helen Rowland love-is long years The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him. Helen Rowland strong-women heart love Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. Helen Rowland motivation birthday funny Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. Helen Rowland love lying art Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again. Helen Rowland broken heart men A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him. Helen Rowland beautiful men inspire True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision. Helen Rowland scope vision capacity Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. Helen Rowland flavor taken inspirational Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. Helen Rowland love relationship fall At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish. Helen Rowland twenties fifty men A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. Helen Rowland kissing acceptance love A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. Helen Rowland sassy wisdom wise A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant. Helen Rowland heart love men Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. Helen Rowland women wall love Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. Helen Rowland money love relationship When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. Helen Rowland marriage girl funny
