Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three? Jimmy Demaret More Quotes by Jimmy Demaret More Quotes From Jimmy Demaret You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them. Jimmy Demaret golf sports funny Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it. Jimmy Demaret enjoy golf sex Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw. Jimmy Demaret swings golf believe Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread. Jimmy Demaret player complaining golf Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee. Jimmy Demaret games golf beautiful He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned! Jimmy Demaret rolling green golf If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest drop is Honolulu. Jimmy Demaret balls lines golf One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting. Jimmy Demaret writing golf book The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees. Jimmy Demaret groups player two Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores. Jimmy Demaret bars drinking golf Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in the tall cotton. Jimmy Demaret caddies golf kids
