Good news/Bad news. Good news : I just got vaccinated ! Bad news : I got it because I ’m 75. Ha ! the operation in NYC was smooth as silk( sorry about the cliché@BCDreyer!) and hosted to perfection by the US Army and National Guard. Thank you all, and thank you science.

Joan Collins

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course,... by Joan Collins

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.

wine birthday funny

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and get... by Joan Collins

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.

getting-high age beauty

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many qu... by Joan Collins

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it.

women memorable advice

It's no one's fault to be born ugly, but, honestly, must it be wo... by Joan Collins

It's no one's fault to be born ugly, but, honestly, must it be worn as a symbol of pride?

ugly faults pride

You can't help getting older, but you can help yourself from becoming old and infirm, in mind as well as body.

getting-older body mind

No, that's what I think God does to you. He gives you some great gig in which you make a whole heap of money, and you're just on top of the world and on every magazine cover, but your personal life is miserable. And for most of that time, I have to say, my personal life was pretty miserable.

doe giving thinking

I've always maintained that there is a very fine line between a daring, sexy older woman and mutton dressed as lamb.

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I don't look my age, I don't feel my age and I don't act my age.... by Joan Collins

I don't look my age, I don't feel my age and I don't act my age. To me age is just a number.

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Life is a predator: you have to eat it before it eats you. by Joan Collins

Life is a predator: you have to eat it before it eats you.

predator life-is

I've made no secret of the fact that I often wear wigs and have in fact launched my own Dynasty range, named after various characters. I find this saves a ton of time - as well as my own hair.

secret hair character

Life is not life unless you make mistakes by Joan Collins

Life is not life unless you make mistakes

making-mistakes mistake inspirational

Every woman should wear make-up. It takes years off. I'm wearing lots of false eyelashes today, and to me, lipstick is the best cosmetic that exists.

cosmetics eyelashes years

I like to remember phone numbers because it keeps your brain active. If you don't use it, you lose it.

phones brain numbers

Most of the time we've been living in England and now we've bought an apartment in New York which we absolutely love.

apartment england new-york

And the truth is I've always taken very good care of my skin, and... by Joan Collins

And the truth is I've always taken very good care of my skin, and always, always worn make-up.

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I am a fan of marriage and a fan of being committed to the right... by Joan Collins

I am a fan of marriage and a fan of being committed to the right person.

committed fans persons

Basically, though, I believe in eating well, not eating too much... by Joan Collins

Basically, though, I believe in eating well, not eating too much but eating a variety of foods.

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My grandmother spoiled my father rotten and he grew up expecting women to do whatever he wanted. When he married my beautiful mother, Elsa, he expected her to give up her career as a champion ballroom dancer and become a good wife and mother, which she dutifully did.

giving-up mother beautiful

One of the rules about being an actor or an actress is that you never diss other actors or actresses, particularly when you don't know them.

actresses actors knows

Making each day a mini lifetime - to achieve something and to enj... by Joan Collins

Making each day a mini lifetime - to achieve something and to enjoy something.

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