He moved in a way that suggested he was attempting the world speed record for the nonchalant walk. Terry Pratchett More Quotes by Terry Pratchett More Quotes From Terry Pratchett Them as can do has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices. Terry Pratchett voicespeakcan-do Needless to say, they refused to submit to the Empire, conducting such a persistent guerrilla war that the Romans gave up hope of conquering Scotland, and the Wee Free Men remained both wee and free. Terry Pratchett scotlandmenwar The important thing about having lots of things to remember is that you’ve got to go somewhere afterwards where you can remember them, you see? You’ve got to stop. You haven’t really been anywhere until you’ve got back home. Terry Pratchett importanthomeremember Jeremy tried to be an interesting person. The trouble was that he was the kind of person who, having decided to be an interesting person, would first of all try to find a book called How to Be An Interesting Person and then see whether there were any courses available. Terry Pratchett tryingbookinteresting Oh, come on. Revelation was a mushroom dream that belonged in the Apocrypha. The New Testament is basically about what happened when God got religion. Terry Pratchett revelationsmushroomsdream People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else. Terry Pratchett rocksjourneysorry We're dealing here," said Vimes, "With a twisted mind." "Oh, no! You think so?" "Yes." "But... no... you can't be right. Because Nobby was with us all the time." "Not Nobby," said Vimes testily. "Whatever he might do to a dragon, I doubt if he'd make it explode. There's stranger people in this world than Corporal Nobbs, my lad." Carrot's expression slid into a rictus of intrigued horror. "Gosh," he said. Terry Pratchett dragonsexpressionthinking You're allowed to grant people into the darkness, but you must allow them to come out again. Terry Pratchett grantsdarknesspeople Nanny's philosophy of life was to do what seemed like a good idea at the time, and do it as hard as possible. It had never let her down. Terry Pratchett philosophicalphilosophyideas That's why it's always worth having a few philosophers around the place. One minute it's all is truth beauty and is beauty truth, and does a falling tree in the forest make a sound if there's no one there to hear it, and then just when you think they're going to start dribbling one of 'em says, incidentally, putting a thirty-foot parabolic reflector on a high place to shoot the rays of the sun at an enemy's ships would be a very interesting demonstration of optical principles. Terry Pratchett feetfallthinking The conflict is not between Christianity and Islam or between East and West - instead, it is between stupid people and other stupid people. Terry Pratchett islamstupidpeople Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot's mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine. Terry Pratchett dogfacestrying A witch who is bored might do ANYTHING. People said things like 'we had to make our own amusements in those days' as if this signified some kind of moral worth, and perhaps it did, but the last thing you wanted a witch to do was get bored and start making her own amusements, because witches sometimes had famously erratic ideas about what was amusing. Terry Pratchett boredpeopleideas The price of being the best is having to be the best. Terry Pratchett being-the-best Correct observation followed by meticulous deduction and the precise visualization of goals is vital to the success of any enterprise. Terry Pratchett meticulousobservationgoal escapism isn't good or bad in itself. what is important is what you are escaping from and where you are escaping to. Terry Pratchett escapingwhere-you-areimportant Incidentally, it's best not to argue with the nursing staff. I find the best course of action is to throw some chocolates in one direction and hurry off in the other while their attention is distracted. Terry Pratchett nursingone-directionchocolate The fastest way to travel is to be there already. Terry Pratchett waytravel Balance. It was all about balance. That had been one of the first things that she had learned: the centre of the seesaw has neither up nor down, but upness and downness flow through it while it remains unmoved. You had to be the centre of the seesaw so the pain flowed through you, not into you. It was very hard. But she could do it! Terry Pratchett balancepainfirsts You can't build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a lot of frightened people are running around with edged weaponry, there are deaths. Stupid deaths, usually. I'm not writing 'The A-Team' - if there's a fight going on, people will get hurt. Not letting this happen would be a betrayal. Terry Pratchett betrayalhurtrunning
