He who laughs last laughs the laughiest. Louise Rennison More Quotes by Louise Rennison More Quotes From Louise Rennison And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you, I wouldn't put that past them. Sometimes when they are behind the sofa supposedly purring, I think they are drilling. Louise Rennison mindpastthinking Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on Louise Rennison mascarashiningsoul Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them. Louise Rennison ablethreehands When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior. Louise Rennison makeupgirlhome I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them. Louise Rennison teenagegirlideas A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger. Louise Rennison badgersblind Love is a many trousered thing. Louise Rennison love-is Vaisey said, "Is it because your parents don't understand you?" Charlie said, "No, it's because our parents understand us very well, and that is why they wanted us to go away. Louise Rennison going-awayparentsaid I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already. Louise Rennison agonybrainrooms My cousin Georgia says that boys are like gazelles. She says the get alarmed when they get close to girls. And they have to leap off into the woods like gazelles in trousers. Or have I just made that up? Louise Rennison cousingirlboys You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?' 'Look, shut up, people might hear.' 'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone? Louise Rennison meanpeoplelooks I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being Louise Rennison ice-creamhuman-beingshumans Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus Louise Rennison shut-upbabyjesus Or if I truly gave up I could be like Wet Lindsay. When Robbie dumped her she got all pale and even wetter than normal. She was like an anoraksick. (A person who is both very thin and wears tragic anoraks.) I just made that up as a joke. Even though I am very upset I can still think of a joke. Louise Rennison dumped-herupsetthinking I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate. Louise Rennison excitedfacesmay Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire? Louise Rennison dadmorningnight Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, "Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin? Louise Rennison dadlittlesbreakfast Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way. Louise Rennison doewaythinking I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it. Louise Rennison bitsway Out on the moors, The lonely moors, I roll around in sheep poo. Heathcliff, it's youuuuu, I hate you, I love you tooooo. Let me in, I'm here, it's meeeee, Catheeeeeeee. Look out of your windooooow. Louise Rennison hatelonelylove-you
