Here's how men think. Sex, work - and those are reversible, depending on age - sex, work, food, sports and lastly, begrudgingly, relationships. And here's how women think. Relationships, relationships, relationships, work, sex, shopping, weight, food.

Carrie Fisher

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Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

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Oh! This'll impress you - I'm actually in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Obviously my family is so proud. Keep in mind though, I'm a PEZ dispenser and I'm in the abnormal Psychology textbook. Who says you can't have it all?

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Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

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No motive is pure. No one is good or bad-but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away.

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If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

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I am mentally ill. I can say that. I am not ashamed of that. I survived that, I'm still surviving it, but bring it on. Better me than you.

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My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

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I don't want to be caught ... ashamed of anything. And because generally someone who has bipolar doesn't have just bipolar, they have bipolar, and they have a life and a job and a kid and a hat and parents, so its not your overriding identity, it's just something that you have, but not the only thing - even if it's quite a big thing.

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Bipolar disorder can be a great teacher. It's a challenge, but it can set you up to be able to do almost anything else in your life.

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You know the bad thing about being a survivor... You keep having to get into difficult situations in order to show off your gift.

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There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap."

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You know how most illnesses have symptoms you can recognize? Like fever, upset stomach, chills, whatever. Well, with manic depression, it's sexual promiscuity, excessive spending, and substance abuse - and that just sounds like a fantastic weekend in Vegas to me!

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I get lots of awards for being mentally ill. Apparently, I am better at being mentally ill than almost anything else I've ever done. Seriously - I have a shelf of awards for being bipolar.

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The older you get, the easier it is to spot the phonies. And I just think, how unpleasant for them.

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I'm very sane about how crazy I am.

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Happy is one of the many things I'm likely to be over the course of a day and certainly over the course of a lifetime. But I think if you have the expectation that you're going to be happy throughout your life--more to the point, if you have a need to be comfortable all the time--well, among other things, you have the makings of a classic drug addict or alcoholic.

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There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed.

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It's hard to date once you're a big Star Wars star because you don't want to give people the ability to say, "I had sex with Princess Leia."

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Mothers are great. They outlast everything. But when they're bad, they're the worst thing that can happen.

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From here on out, there's just reality. I think that's what maturity is: a stoic response to endless reality. But then, what do I know?

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